John Hawkins helps you self-diagnose 

 

“With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy, you just might be a liberal if…

1) You get extremely upset about the idea of the government coming into our bedrooms unless it’s to give everyone free birth control.

2) You believe that people who hold the exact same position on gay marriage that Barack Obama did last year are horrible bigots who are unfit to hold office.

3) You think that Mitt Romney, who has raked leaves for old people, helped a dying child with his will, and paid for college educations for kids who became quadriplegics in a car wreck, is less compassionate than Barack Obama who makes fun of kids in the Special Olympics and made his own brother beg other people to get the money to pay for his child’s hospital bill.”

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