This Dude Is A Wackjob, And It Amuses Me To Know That A Little Nobody Like Me Could One Day Be On His Tree-Hugging “Death” List.

 

 

 

” Ah yes, the environmental wackadoodles.  They have their own little craaaaaazy corner market on WACK.

Take Professor Richard Parncutt, for example.  He’s an Austrian dude who believes that global warming deniers should get the death penalty.  No, I’m not kidding.

You can read his little manifesto here (this original version has since been taken down and replaced with an edited one – see link below), or you can save yourself the agony and just read the following paragraphs, which are my favorite excerpts:

In this article, I am going to suggest that the death penalty is an appropriate punishment for influential GW deniers.  But before coming to this surprising conclusion, please allow me to explain where I am coming from.  “

 

 

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