” Shayla Rivera jokes about farts. Get your daily dose of great Stand Up Comedy @ StandUpBits – PLEASE SUBSCRIBE TO OUR CHANNEL!
Everyone farts, girls fart, guys fart, we all fart. Getting embarrassed about farting is common, but I don’t understand why. It is just a little bit of air that passes through, it’s not the end of the world…yes it does some times smell, but so does a lot of things like fish. However, it does tend to be a turn off when it’s a loud obnoxious fart, I have never heard of a hot girl farting (loudly) if so I think her hotness level may have gone down. Hot girl farting is kind of oxymoronic…but so is that idea because everyone does fart. Shayla Rivera tells some great jokes about girls farting, and girl farting, and she seems to be an expert on the subject. Girls farting is one area I don’t quite want to be familiar with, but I have never actually heard a girl fart. Guys fart all the time, and a lot of men actually take pride in how loud and obnoxious their fart is. I wonder if girl farts sound lovely, and smell delightful. Probably not, but girl farts can’t smell as bad as guy farts, or even my dog’s farts. There are so many girls who fart, well let me take that back, I know that every girls who fart seem to get embarrassed, I’m a guy who farts, and I get embarrassed. I don’t like smelling bad. I saw something crazy though, I saw girl farting videos, I don’t know why, but they were so embarrassing. Girl farting videos are very sad in my opinion, because that just shows now that we actually have videos about everything. I would love to see a girl fart and not get embarrassed, that would be a dream come true, because it means that she’s so comfortable in her own skin that she doesn’t care what others think. Anyways, for more jokes on girls farts, and girls fart, and any kind of fart info, please subscribe to StandUpBits! “