Category: Daily Comedy


Daily Comedy 6.27.15

Tim Allen – The Kings Of Comedy

 

 

 

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Daily Comedy 6.26.15

Oops, I Did it Again! – TSA Version – With Remy

 

 

 

Published on Jun 25, 2015

” Remy gets the TSA boy band together to give their twist on the Britney Spears hit.

Runs approximately 2 minutes.

Written and performed by Remy. Music tracks and background vocals by Ben Karlstrom. Video by Meredith Bragg.

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Lyrics:

I think I did it again
I just saved the world
You’re welcome, my friend

Oh baby, I’ve
groped so many kids
by patting them down
I just received this

A four-ounce tube of toothpaste?
No ain’t nothing getting past me
Well maybe, maybe

Oops, I did it again
I missed all their bombs
they got on the plane
oh baby, baby
Oops you think I’m the one
keeping track of the guns
I’m not that competent

Of the 70 weapons they tried to sneak past, you missed 67
leaving you incompetent at the single task we gave you
Is there a reason we shouldn’t fire you?
Well, I identify as competent.
Why didn’t you say so…

Oops, I did it again (Oops I)
I missed all their bombs (did it again, missed their bombs)
they got on the plane (I got lost)
oh baby, baby (I’m not that bright, baby)
Oops you think I’m the one (Oops you)
keeping track of the guns (gave us the GDP of Guam)
I’m not that competent “

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Daily Comedy 6.25.15

John Caparulo: Meet Cap

 

 

 

Published on Dec 29, 2012

” My favorite stand up of all time. If there are any others that you want me to upload, just subscribe and let me know, and I will try to get my hands on them! Please and thank you! “

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Daily Comedy 6.24.15

Dean Martin, Peter Sellers, Nipsey Russell, Dom DeLuise – 1973 – “The Barbershop Sketch”

 

 

 

” Dean Martin (born Dino Paul Crocetti; June 7, 1917 — December 25, 1995) was an American singer, actor, comedian, and film producer.

  One of the most popular and enduring American entertainers of the mid-20th century, Martin was nicknamed the “King of Cool” for his seemingly effortless charisma and self-assuredness. He was a member of the “Rat Pack” and a star in concert stage/nightclubs, recordings, motion pictures, and television. He was the host of the television variety program The Dean Martin Show (1965–1974) and The Dean Martin Celebrity Roast (1974–1985).

  Martin’s relaxed, warbling crooning voice earned him dozens of hit singles including his signature songs “Memories Are Made of This”, “That’s Amore”, “Everybody Loves Somebody”, “You’re Nobody till Somebody Loves You”, “Sway”, “Volare”, and “Ain’t That a Kick in the Head?”.

  Peter Sellers, CBE (born Richard Henry Sellers; 8 September 1925 — 24 July 1980), was a British film actor, comedian and singer. He performed in the BBC Radio comedy series The Goon Show, featured on a number of hit comic songs and became known to a world-wide audience through his many film characterisations, among them Chief Inspector Clouseau in The Pink Panther series of films.

  Julius “Nipsey” Russell (September 15, 1918 — October 2, 2005) was an American comedian, best known today for his appearances as a guest panelist on game shows from the 1960s through the 1990s, especially Match Game, Password, Hollywood Squares, To Tell the Truth and Pyramid.

  His appearances were distinguished in part by the short, humorous poems he would recite during the broadcast. These lyrics became so closely associated with Russell that Dick Clark, Bill Cullen, Betty White, and others regularly referred to him as “the poet laureate of television.” He also had a leading role in the film version of The Wiz as the Tin Man. He was also a frequent guest on the long-running “Dean Martin Celebrity Roast” series.

  Dominick “Dom” DeLuise (August 1, 1933 — May 4, 2009) was an American actor, comedian, film director, television producer, chef, and author. He was the husband of actress Carol Arthur from 1965 until his death and the father of actor, director, pianist, and writer Peter DeLuise, actor David DeLuise, and actor Michael DeLuise.

  He starred in a number of movies directed by Mel Brooks, in a series of films with career-long best friend Burt Reynolds, and as a voice actor in various animated films by Don Bluth.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Daily Comedy 6.23.15

Bob Marley Drop It Haahd Part 1

 

 

 

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Daily Comedy 6.22.15

Brian Regan – Very Funny Stand Up Comedy Enjoy

 

 

 

 

Published on May 3, 2013

” Get Ready To Laugh Your Ass Off. Clean But Very Funny. From 2007 Called Standing Up.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Daily Comedy 6.21.15

Johnny Stumbles Through His Father’s Day Jokes

 

 

 

Published on Jun 14, 2014

” Johnny on Father’s Day and where Ed gets his Father’s Day cards from. 6/15/79
Subscribe to Johnny Carson’s Official YouTube Channel at http://bit.ly/johnnysub. “

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Daily Comedy 6.20.15

This Week In Unnecessary Censorship

 

 

 

Published on Jun 19, 2015

” Once again, we’ve bleeped and blurred all the week’s big TV moments whether they need it or not. This week we feature Michelle Obama, LeBron James, Donald Trump and more. #UnnecessaryCensorship”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Daily Comedy 6.19.15

I Love Lucy – Hamburgers

 

 

 

Uploaded on Oct 20, 2009

” From the episode 27 of season 3, ‘The Diner’.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Daily Comedy 6.18.15

Bikini Poop Stain Prank

 

 

 

Daily Comedy 6.17.15

Hogan’s Heroes – Carter Imitating Hitler

 

 

 

 

Uploaded on Apr 24, 2007

” This is the scene in “Will the real Adolf please stand up”, where Sgt Carter imitates Hitler to fool Klink, Schultz, and even Burkhalter.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Daily Comedy 6.16.15

Satan Explains Naturalism

 

 

 

Published on Nov 9, 2014

” Stan has an addiction problem with his Canadian video game. He asks higher powers for guidance and Satan ends up explaining the basic principle of naturalism. The source of having problems with addiction…
South Park S18E06 “

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Daily Comedy 6.15.15

Archie Bunker & Irene Lorenzo’s Classic Conversation…..& Edith Gets Pissed

 

 

 

Uploaded on Oct 4, 2010

” you can tell when Archie said ” misconscrewed it ” that she really wanted to laugh,lol “

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Daily Comedy 6.14.15

A Bit Of Fry & Laurie: Australian Soap

 

 

 

Uploaded on May 30, 2007

” Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie in a sketch from the pilot of their show A Bit of Fry & Laurie. a parody of Australian soaps of the day. worth watching just for hilarious clip over the credits.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Daily Comedy 6.13.15

This Week In Unnecessary Censorship

 

 

 

Published on Jun 12, 2015

” Once again, we’ve bleeped and blurred all the week’s big TV moments whether they need it or not. #UnnecessaryCensorship “

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Daily Comedy 6.12.15

Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Bail

 

 

 

 

Published on Jun 7, 2015

” John Oliver explains why America’s bail system is better for the reality tv industry than it is for the justice system.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Daily Comedy 6.11.15

Top 10 Roller Coaster Fails

 

 

 

 

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Daily Comedy 6.10.15

Sgt Bilko And The Con Men

 

 

 

 

Uploaded on Apr 9, 2011

” Doberman has had his money taken from him by con men. Luckily Ernie is on hand to help him. First he must win the trust of the con men. Notice how Ernie prolongs the agony buy insisting the con men sing the school song. “

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Daily Comedy 6.9.15

Robert G Lee – The Attraction Phase

 

 

 

 

Uploaded on Dec 19, 2010

” Comedian Robert G. Lee talks about the art of attracting a mate.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Daily Comedy 6.8.15

Get Smart – Funny Moments

Daily Comedy 6.7.15

Best Of Police And Fail

 

 

 

Published on Dec 16, 2014

” Compilation : video BEST OF the best Police and epic FAIL / crash. “

Daily Comedy 6.6.15

                  Mean Tweets – NBA Edition #3

 

 

 

Published on Jun 4, 2015

” Professional athletes are no strangers to criticism. In the old days you could yell at the players at the game, but now we have the internet. Now we can insult them quietly and individually on Twitter. So to remind those who write unkind things that players actually see these horrible tweets – here’s an all new special NBA edition of #MeanTweets.”

Daily Comedy 6.5.15

South Beach – Bobby Collins

 

 

 

 

Daily Comedy 6.4.15

Paul Hogan Show – Family Picnic

 

 

 

Uploaded on Nov 12, 2008

” Hogan takes his wife and family on a picnic, only to find two beautiful ladies that will inevitably be his downfall.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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