Category: Entertainment


FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

 

Islamist Slacker

 

 

 

” Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back and enjoy themselves while the United States collapses of its own accord.

  Multiple intelligence agencies confirmed that the militant Islamist organization and its numerous affiliates intend to carry out a massive, coordinated plan to stand aside and watch America’s increasingly rapid decline, with terrorist operatives across the globe reportedly mobilizing to take it easy, relax, and savor the spectacle as it unfolds.

“ We have intercepted electronic communication indicating that al-Qaeda members are actively plotting to stay out of the way while America as we know it gradually crumbles under the weight of its own self-inflicted debt and disrepair,” FBI Deputy Director Mark F. Giuliano told the assembled press corps. “If this plan succeeds, it will leave behind a nation with a completely dysfunctional economy, collapsing infrastructure, and a catastrophic health crisis afflicting millions across the nation. We want to emphasize that this danger is very real.”

“ And unfortunately, based on information we have from intelligence assets on the ground, this plot is already well under way,” he added.”

The Onion has all the details on this nefarious plot

HT/Instapundit

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The Funny Side Of The News From Jodi Miller And MRCTV

 

 

 

 

Published on Apr 14, 2014

” TOPICS:
– Kathleen Sebelius Resigns
– Healthcare.gov
– Al Sharpton
– Hank Aaron
– Topless Woman Ransacks McDonald’s
– Wife of Jesus?
– Dallas IRS Office
– Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

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Playing Catch With A Polar Bear

 

 

 

 

An unusual game of frisbee between an eight year-old and a polar bear at the Albuquerque BioPark .

HT/Daily Breeze

Here Are 18 Beauty Ads From The Past That Would Result In Mass Protests Today.

 

 

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” Throughout history, a lot have things have changed in our society. Groups of people have gained rights and, in general, we are more open minded and progressive.

  There was a time, however, when advertisements were a little more aggressive than they are today. Modern advertisements still pressure men and women to look a certain way, but at least they try not to use the word “chubby.” Some of these may be … slightly offensive.”

See the others at Viral Nova

Gun-Control Group Pressures Organizers To Ban Ted Nugent From Ohio Music Festival

 

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” A gun control group is currently putting pressure on organizers of a summer music and food festival in Maumee, Ohio, to nix the Motor City Madman from the lineup.

  The Coalition to Stop Gun Violence wants The Toledo Blade newspaper, which is sponsoring the event, known as the Northwest Ohio Rib-Off, to “Cancel Ted Nugent’s appearance immediately.”

  Citing examples of Ted Nugent’s inflammatory rhetoric, including at the 2014 SHOT Show where he called the president a “subhuman mongrel” in an interview with Guns.com, CSGV Executive Director Josh Horwitz is urging Buckeye State residents to sign a petition in protest of Nugent’s scheduled appearance.

“ If we can make a strong show of opposition, I am certain we can sway [The Blade] towards the right decision,” Horowitz wrote in an email about the anti-Nuge campaign.”

Guns.com has more

Bears On Stairs

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

” DBLG’s in-house studio projects are a platform for us to experiment with creative ideas and above all have fun. For this project we wanted to explore and combine 3d animation, 3D printing with stop frame animation.”

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   ” Massive thanks for Blue Zoo for the character animation blue-zoo.co.uk and Resonate resonatemusic.co.uk for the audio mix and sound design.”

HT/The Verge

Target Shooting In America

 

 

 

Millions Of Shooters , Billions Of Dollars

 

 

 

    This report by the National Shooting Sports Foundation provides fascinating reading . The number of shooters as well as the money and time spent at the range boggles the mind and should give pause to those who think that gun enthusiasts are a group to be ignored and trampled upon .

 

 

 

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” Whether it’s religiously practiced at a range or shooting club each week or participated as an occasional weekend activity in the countryside with friends, millions of Americans go target shooting each year. In fact, more Americans target shoot each year than the number of people who live in the entire state of Florida or New York. Target shooters may be having fun afield with each shot at a clay pigeon or paper target, but with each outing, they are also part of an economic force at work. In fact, their activities generate $9.9 billion in spending each year through the purchase of shooting-specific products and services and create hundreds of thousands of jobs directly associated with the sale and manufacture of those goods and the provision of those services. As such, target shooting provides fun and enjoyment for millions of Americans, but ultimately benefits millions more through its positive economic impact.”

 

 

 

Just take a look at these numbers …

 

 

Target Shooters

 

 

 

” Target shooting comes in many forms. Participants shoot to test their skills and prepare for competition, hone their defensive abilities, test their marksmanship with new loads and optics or to simply have fun!Just like owning multiple tools to perform different jobs, many target shooters own more than one firearm, each with a particular use or purpose. With 65 percent of all target shooters, rifles are the most often used firearm. Handguns follow closely behind. Shotguns are used by 48 percent of all participants with muzzleloaders used by 18 percent of the shooting public. Although more target shooters use rifles, handgun users actually spend more days shooting, in part due to greater availability of indoor ranges in urban areas where more people live. Participation in target shooting by state roughly parallels each state’s population. Even in largely urban areas, people are keen to try their hand with firearms. Despite restrictions that can make target shooting activities difficult to enjoy, target shooting remains extremely popular and continues to grow everywhere.”

 

 

    Target shooting generates incredible amounts of revenue for businesses both firearm related and others as well as creating hundreds of thousands of jobs .

 

 

Target Shooting Expenditures

 

Read the whole report , download the PDF and be sure to share it with your friends and fellow shooters .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Portrait Of Lotte – 0 To 14 Years In 4 Min. (The Original)

 

 

 

 

Published on Apr 10, 2014

” This new Time-Lapse shows Lotte changing from baby to 14 years in 4 min. ©2014 Copyright Frans Hofmeester. 

  The music is produced by Hollywood composer Mateo Messina. From Baby to 14 Years. On october 28 Lotte became 14 years old. Birth to 14 years in 4 min. Time Lapse Lotte. (The Original)
http://www.franshofmeester.nl
Lotte en Vince komen uit Nederland. Lotte is a dutch girl.

  I filmed my daughter every week, from birth up until she turned 14 years old an then made this time lapse edit.
Pai registra todos os meses da filha,do nascimento aos 14 anos de idade. Hier finden Sie die Zeitraffer Filme von Lotte & Vince.
El nacimiento hasta los 14 años en 4 min. Lapso de tiempo Lotte.
Van geboorte tot 14 jaar in 4 min. Time Lapse Lotte. (The Original)
De la naissance à 14 ans en 4 min. Time Lapse Lotte. (The Original)
Dalla nascita ai 14 anni in 4 min. Time Lapse Lotte. (The Original)”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Irrefutable Proof That Michelle Obama Is A Man 

 

 

 

   We pass no judgement . We merely offer this video for informational purposes only . Watch it and reach your own conclusions .

More Political Street Art At Masters

 

 

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“Sub Par” Indeed 

 

” The image can be seen in several places including at the main entrance of Augusta Country Club, on electrical boxes, on resident lawns, and near the local mall. Another similar poster around town shows the president in golf gear next with the words : “If you like your handicap you can keep your handicap.” “

 

Breitbart has video at the jump

 

 

 

 

Saturday Night Live Presents Undercover Sharpton

 

 

 

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S39 E19 | Highlight | Post Date: 04/13/14 | 3:43

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Woman Spotted Walking Man On A Lead Through The Streets Of London

 

 

 

” Commuters heading to work in London this morning were baffled by the sight of a woman ‘walking’ a man on all fours.

  With a collar round his neck and a pink lead, the man was smartly dressed in suit trousers, white shirt and black shoes as he meekly crawled after the woman through the streets of Farringdon, in the centre of the capital.

  Onlookers suspected it was a PR stunt but the woman, who was also smartly dressed and carried a cup of coffee in her other hand, was giving nothing away.”

 

 The writers want to know who they are : “Do you know who these people are? If so, contact Harriet Arkell on harriet.arkell@mailonline.co.uk”

Courtesy of The Daily Mail

Watch Hillary Clinton Narrowly Escape Getting Hit By Shoe Thrown At Her At Las Vegas Event

 

 

 

 

” A woman was taken into federal custody Thursday after throwing a shoe at Hillary Clinton as the former Secretary of State began a Las Vegas convention keynote speech.

  The incident happened moments after Clinton took the stage before an Institute of Scrap Recycling Industries meeting at the Mandalay Bay resort.

  Ilene Rosen, the wife of a conventioneer from Denver who was seated in the second row, said she saw an orange object fly toward the stage from a side aisle and papers fluttering in the air.

  Rosen said the woman had walked down the aisle to within six rows of the front of the seating area, threw the items, turned around, put her hands in the air and walked toward the back of the room. Security officers quickly caught up with her.

  In the hotel hallway, the middle-aged blonde woman sat calmly on a sofa, wearing a blue dress and thong sandals. She said she threw a shoe and dropped some papers, but didn’t identify herself to reporters or explain the action. Security officials then ushered reporters and photographers away.”

 

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From The Colbert Report

 

 

 

Colbert Common Core

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“The Art Of Leadership: A President’s Personal Diplomacy” By @TheBushCenter

 

 

 

Published on Apr 4, 2014

Learn More: http://www.bushcenter.org/special-exh…
The Art of Leadership: A President’s Personal Diplomacy will explore the relationships that President George W. Bush forged with world leaders to shape international policy and advance American interests abroad. Open from April 5 to June 3, 2014, the exhibit will feature more than two dozen never-before-exhibited portraits painted by President Bush. Portraits will be accompanied by artifacts, photographs, and personal reflections to help illustrate the stories of relationships formed on the world stage. 
Video by the History Channel”

 

HT/Chicks On The Right

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lefty Letterman: A Top Ten List Of The Outgoing CBS Host’s Most Liberal Outbursts

 

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” David Letterman shocked the late night talk show world, last week, when he announced he was going to retire in 2015. But over the last few years Letterman had been losing the ratings war to his less liberal competitor Jay Leno. While Leno tried to be more even-handed in his jokes against Republicans and Democrats, Letterman took a decidedly leftist turn. A recent study of Letterman’s 2012 campaign jokes found he took more shots at Mitt Romney (44) than Barack Obama (9).

  In the 2000’s Letterman throttled Republicans like George W. Bush and Dick Cheney, questioning if they had any “humanity.” He also conducted his own personal war on GOP women as he called Michele Bachmann a “whacko” and depicted Sarah Palin and her daughter in “slutty” terms. But when it came to Obama, Letterman was positively awe-struck when the President came on his show, as he gushed “how satisfying it is to watch you work.” [Video compilation after the jump]

  The following is a Top 10 List of David Letterman’s Most Liberal Outbursts:” See the rest here

Crazed Topless Woman Destroys A McDonald’s Before Pausing To Enjoy An Ice Cream Cone

 

 

 

 

 

” Unbelievable security camera footage shows a crazed topless woman in just her panties tearing apart a Florida McDonald’s.

  The video shows the nude, extremely agitated lady start her tirade by screaming into the St. Petersburg restaurant’s kitchen before slamming her head onto the counter in a maniacal rage.

  After proceeding to furiously dump the contents of a refrigerator onto the floor as employees stare in disbelief, she sticks her head under the soft serve dispenser and helps herself to a face full of ice cream.

  The video is narrated by McDonald’s employees watching via CCTV, whose colorful commentary manages to add something to the already outrageous footage.”

 

Read more at The Daily Mail

Update: This news article provides more on Sandra Suarezthe crazed McDonald’s vandal …

” Sandra Suarez, 41, was arrested for criminal mischief and resisting an officer with violence after she was seen on surveillance cameras destroying items inside a McDonald’s located in Pinellas Park, Florida, reported NBC affiliate WFLA.”

 

Nursing Home Hired Strippers For Patients: Suit

 

 

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” The elderly residents of a Long Island nursing home saw their shuffleboards replaced by washboard abs when they were subjected to a low-rent Chippendale’s striptease in the facility’s rec room, a new lawsuit claims.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

” The son of one resident, 85-year-old Bernice Youngblood, was shocked when he showed up for a visit and found a picture of his mom stuffing dollar bills — which are supposed to be locked away in her commissary account — into a dancer’s briefs.

  The image also showed several of Youngblood’s fellow residents at the East Neck Nursing Center in West Babylon looking on with a mix of shock and delight as the dancers bumped and ground for their amusement.”

 

NY Post has more

 

 

 

 

 

 

Some Humorous Insights Into What Ales You

 

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” One of the true joys of life is kicking back with a cold beer and letting the worries of life melt away.

  But before you drift off into the bliss of a brewsky-induced buzz, take a minute to ponder what your happy hour go-to really says about who you are.

  This comic from comedian Steve Adams, via Bite.ca, proves that pilsner fans are a whole different species than lager-lovers.”

 

 

 

Read the rest and as a bonus get some tips on creative ways to repurpose your empties .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

John Pinette, Stand-Up Comic And ‘Seinfeld’ Guest Star, Dies At 50

 

 

 

 

 

 

” Stand-up comedian John Pinette has died at age 50.

  According to the Associated Press, the comedian, who was best known for his routine about an all-you-can eat Chinese buffet and for guest-starring on the series finale of “Seinfeld,” was found dead of natural causes in a Pittsburgh hotel room.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

” Pinette, who had struggled with his weight for decades, died of natural causes, according to the Allegheny County Medical Examiner’s office. Pinette’s personal doctor also signed off on the cause of death, meaning no autopsy is planned.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

” Pinette, who was named Stand-Up Comedian of the Year at the American Comedy Awards in 1999, recorded three stand-up specials in his career, “Show Me the Buffet,” “I’m Starvin’” and “Still Hungry.” His agent said he was at work on a fourth special at the time of his death.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here is some biographical detail on the late great Mr Pinette

 

” John Pinette  (March 23, 1964 – April 5, 2014) was an American actor and stand-up comedian. He toured the comedy club circuit beginning in the 1980s and appeared in cinema and on television. Besides stand-up, Pinette did impressions of The ChipmunksElvis PresleyGollum from The Lord of the RingsHervé Villechaize (Tattoo from Fantasy Island), an Ewok, actor Marlon Brando (notably Brando’s role in The Godfather), as well as various ethnic accents. He occasionally sang, for example “Over the Rainbow” from The Wizard of Oz, in stand-up routines.

  John Pinette was born in BostonMassachusetts, on March 23, 1964, and graduated from Malden Catholic High School in 1982.He started a career in accounting, but on the advice of friends left to pursue a career in comedy.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

” Pinette got a break when asked to tour with Frank Sinatra. Pinette was a regular guest on The Tonight Show and The View.

  Pinette was in DuetsDear God, and Junior. He was a regular on the series Parker Lewis Can’t Lose, and starred as the carjack victim in the final episode of Seinfeld. In 2004, Pinette was Bumpo in Artisan Entertainment’s The Punisher, starring Thomas Jane and John Travolta.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

” Pinette was named Stand-Up Comedian of the Year by the American Comedy Awards in 1999 and received a Gemini Award nomination for his televised performance at Montreal’sJust for Laughs Comedy Festival in 2000.[citation needed]

  In 2004, Pinette joined the touring cast of the musicalHairspray in the role of Edna Turnblad.[4][5] He later went on to the Broadway production in 2005, and continued in the role until May 28, 2006.[4][6] In his 2006 concert I’m Starvin’, he said it was the first musical theater production he had been in since high school.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

” In 2004, Pinette’s stand up material was featured in Comedy Central’s animated series Shorties Watchin’ Shorties. In 2007, Pinette performed at the 42nd annual MDA Jerry Lewis Telethon. He performed at the Edinburgh Comedy Festival in Edinburgh, Scotland, in 2008, and toured in cities in 2010 beginning in April. During this tour, Pinette recorded a Comedy Central special entitled “John Pinette: Still Hungry”. The taping took place at the Vic Theatre in Chicago. The world premiere of “John Pinette: Still Hungry” was on July 29, 2011, on Comedy Central.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

” Pinette was a host of the E4 laughs at Edinburgh podcasts, showcasing comedians from the Edinburgh Festival in 2008. In 2012, Pinette was one of the comedy acts in Ron White’s Comedy Salute to the Troops on CMT.

  He was the host of All You Can Eat, a TV series taking a humorous look at American cuisine. The show debuted on the H2 network in the U.S. in late June 2013.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

” Pinette was pronounced dead at 2:30 pm on April 5, 2014, at the Sheraton Station Square Hotel in Pittsburgh. The Allegheny County medical examiner’s office said Pinette had been suffering from liver and heart disease. An autopsy was not performed, as Pinette’s personal doctor signed off on his cause of death as pulmonary embolism.

 

 

 

 

   Rest in peace John . You provided us with more laughs than just about anything or anyone ever has . We will miss you .

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Jodi Miller On The Events Of The Day Funny Style

 

 

 

Published on Apr 3, 2014

” TOPICS:
– Obamacare
– Warren Buffett Bracket
– Jimmy Carter
– Chris Christie
– California Prisons
– Ed Schultz
– Ann Coulter
– Siegfried and Roy Tiger Dies

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Russian Photographer Takes Stunning Portraits With Real Animals

 

 

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” What you’re about to see is not Photoshop – Moscow-based Russian photographer Katerina Plotnikova created these stunning images with the help of real live animals! She is only the latest in a line of excellent surreal photographers covered by Bored Panda, but her unique choice of models brings her amazing compositions to the next level.”

 

 

 

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” While seemingly dangerous, these shots were made possible with the help of professional animal trainers. The bear, held by many as a symbol of primal strength and instinct, contrasts especially well with the elegant princess it has embraced. Fortunately, she has provided us with a few adorable behind-the-scenes photos showing how the animals are posed by their trainers, including a shot where the bear sneaks a snack from its trainer over the model’s shoulder.”

 

 

 

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” Even without the well-trained animals, her photos possess a rich mysticism and dream-like quality that makes them absolutely enchanting. Plotnikova’s human models exude a quiet regal air that is only made all the more arresting by their animal companions.” 

 

 

See much more at My Science Academy

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gypsy Rose Lee  I Will Not Comply!

 

 

AF One

 

 

 

” An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, Holly Madison said, “I have my own reality show and I am the smartest and prettiest woman at Playboy, so Americans don’t want me to die.”

  She took the first pack and jumped out of the plane.

  The second passenger, John McCain, said, “I’m a Senator, and a decorated war hero from an elite Navy unit from the United States of America.” So he grabbed the second pack and jumped.

  The third passenger, Barack Obama said, “I am the President of the United States and I am the smartest ever in the history of our country, some even call me the ‘Anointed One.’” So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out.

  The fourth passenger, Billy Graham said to the fifth passenger, a
10-year-old schoolgirl, “I have lived a full life and served my God the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.”

  The little girl said, “That’s okay, Mr. Graham. There’s a parachute left for you. America’s smartest President took my schoolbag.” “

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

From The Daily Show … Democratic Corruption Edition Featuring Leland Yee … Arms Dealer , Gun Control Advocate

 

 

 

 

 

Innocent Until – Who Are We Kidding?

 

Stewart Yee

 

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Democratic ” Corruption scandals sweep across the country, embroiling a cast of characters from the douche king of North Carolina to California’s Shrimp Boy.” 

 

 

 

 

 

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