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Student Is Asked To Decorate Tissue Box With Presidential Quotes, His Project Is Awesome!

 

 

Bill & Monica

 

 

 

 

” This is from the Reddit user Saabn. If his teacher is anything like the 98% of liberal teachers out there, I bet they were none to happy with this project. I would give him an A+! “

 

See the rest at The Minority Report

 

 

 

 

 

 

Irrefutable Proof That Michelle Obama Is A Man 

 

 

 

   We pass no judgement . We merely offer this video for informational purposes only . Watch it and reach your own conclusions .

More Political Street Art At Masters

 

 

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“Sub Par” Indeed 

 

” The image can be seen in several places including at the main entrance of Augusta Country Club, on electrical boxes, on resident lawns, and near the local mall. Another similar poster around town shows the president in golf gear next with the words : “If you like your handicap you can keep your handicap.” “

 

Breitbart has video at the jump

 

 

 

 

Saturday Night Live Presents Undercover Sharpton

 

 

 

SNL Undercover Sharpton

 

 

 

 

S39 E19 | Highlight | Post Date: 04/13/14 | 3:43

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Nursing Home Hired Strippers For Patients: Suit

 

 

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” The elderly residents of a Long Island nursing home saw their shuffleboards replaced by washboard abs when they were subjected to a low-rent Chippendale’s striptease in the facility’s rec room, a new lawsuit claims.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

” The son of one resident, 85-year-old Bernice Youngblood, was shocked when he showed up for a visit and found a picture of his mom stuffing dollar bills — which are supposed to be locked away in her commissary account — into a dancer’s briefs.

  The image also showed several of Youngblood’s fellow residents at the East Neck Nursing Center in West Babylon looking on with a mix of shock and delight as the dancers bumped and ground for their amusement.”

 

NY Post has more

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jodi Miller On The Events Of The Day Funny Style

 

 

 

Published on Apr 3, 2014

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– Warren Buffett Bracket
– Jimmy Carter
– Chris Christie
– California Prisons
– Ed Schultz
– Ann Coulter
– Siegfried and Roy Tiger Dies

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Gypsy Rose Lee  I Will Not Comply!

 

 

AF One

 

 

 

” An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, Holly Madison said, “I have my own reality show and I am the smartest and prettiest woman at Playboy, so Americans don’t want me to die.”

  She took the first pack and jumped out of the plane.

  The second passenger, John McCain, said, “I’m a Senator, and a decorated war hero from an elite Navy unit from the United States of America.” So he grabbed the second pack and jumped.

  The third passenger, Barack Obama said, “I am the President of the United States and I am the smartest ever in the history of our country, some even call me the ‘Anointed One.’” So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out.

  The fourth passenger, Billy Graham said to the fifth passenger, a
10-year-old schoolgirl, “I have lived a full life and served my God the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.”

  The little girl said, “That’s okay, Mr. Graham. There’s a parachute left for you. America’s smartest President took my schoolbag.” “

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

12 Simple April Fools’ Day Pranks

 

 

” April Fools’ Day is upon us, which means a prank could be lurking ’round every corner, chair or potentially Saran-wrapped door.

If you didn’t plan the greatest, most YouTube-worthy prank of all time, no worries. You can still fool your friends and family with pranks that require little effort and yield big laughs. (From you, at least.)

This year, forget blasting your mom’s car with Post-it notes and settle for a simpler prank. Check out these easy gags you can pull together before the day’s end.

But don’t blame the Internet if your friends shun you for a few days — it’s tough to forgive someone for a donut full of mayonnaise.”

 

 

nail polish soap

 

1. Paint a bar of soap with clear nail polish to prevent it from lathering.

See the other helpful April Fool hints here and see also: “50 amazingly epic pranks

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NRA Giveaway

 

NRA Giveaway Description:

First Place:
Ruger American Rifle 30-06

Second Place: 
Ruger SR22 Rimfire Pistol .22LR

Third Place:
Ruger American Rimfire .22LR

NRA Giveaway starts:March 27, 2014 10:00
NRA Giveaway ends:April 02, 2014 16:00

‘How To Poo On A Date’ Wins Odd Book-Title Prize

 

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” A guide to coping with an awkward romantic moment has been awarded a prize for the year’s oddest book title.

Humorous self-help book “How to Poo on a Date: The Lovers’ Guide to Toilet Etiquette” triumphed Friday in the quirky Diagram Prize.

Organizers said the book, published by Prion Press, received 30 percent of votes in an online ballot. It beat other finalists including “Are Trout South African” and “Working Class Cats: The Bodega Cats of New York City.” “

 

More here for those who haven’t gotten enough already

 

 

 

 

 

 

Female Israeli Soldiers Punished For Posting Racy Pictures Online

 

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” Every man’s dream: a group of hot women soldiers posing in lingerie.

  In Israel, that dream has become a reality. A group of female Israeli soldiers has been punished for posting pictures of themselves in underwear and combat gear on Facebook. And now more images from the same base are surfacing.”

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” The women were stations in southern Israel when they posted the racy pics. One photo showed the soldiers exposing their underwear and back sides. In another one, five women posed wearing only helmets and combat equipment. The faces of the women were blurred out in the pictures.”

” While the women were punished, some are outraged that they did not face harsher penalties — especially since the photos involve the use of weapons. In a statement, the military said the women had acted in a manner that demonstrated “unbecoming behavior” for soldiers. “The commanding officers disciplined the soldiers as they saw fitting.”

    Regular readers will be familiar with this case from our post back in June when the pictures went viral . For those in need of a refresher check the post out here . For more pictures and info on the disciplinary measures the troopers face go here .

See A Man Return Home From The Army To Find Out His Wife Secretly Lost 100 Pounds

 

 

Before …

 

 

” High school sweethearts Misty and Larry Schaffer had been married since 2008, and Larry never once mentioned Misty’s weight.

  But when Larry, an Army specialist, was deployed for a year to Afghanistan in 2012, Misty decided to give him a big surprise: She went on a secret yearlong diet.”

 

 

After …

 

 

 

 

 

See all the details at Buzzfeed 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Give A Dog A Tone! Colored Body Spray For Pooches Hits The Shelves As Owners Line Up To Turn Their Pets Into Walking Art Works

Pet Paint

The product dries in just 20 seconds and can either fade over time or be washed off

” When Abe Geary decided to propose to his fiancee Anna, he didn’t take the one knee approach – instead he spray painted his dog with the words ‘Will you marry me’.

  Two years after the proposal and 24 months of research later, Mr Geary, 35, from Carpinteria , California, launched PetPaint, the world’s first pet-safe body paint.

  Now, Mr Geary’s romantic gesture has spiralled into a business venture which gives animal owners the opportunity to change their pet’s outfit every day: from a wild tiger, to a zebra or even a hippy.

  The product is completely harmless to dogs and has even been given the thumbs up by animal groups.

  It can either be washed off or left to wear off over time. PetPaint comes in spray cans of eight colors, each costing $10 dollars or £6 . Stencil kits are also on sale.”

   

 Read more at Daily Mail and you can visit the company website here to learn more about the product and it’s safety specs . With color selections like “Old Dog Orange” , “Beagle Blue” and  “Pug Purple” you’re sure to come up with an exciting color combination to suit any occasion .

     If you feel that you are lacking in imagination you can buy their stencil kit and turn your furry friend into a leopard or tiger with a few flicks of your wrist and the pssst of the spay can . You could even create your own walking graffiti …

” ANIMAL INSTINCTS Stencil kit includes: Leopard, Cheetah, Zebra, Tiger Single. You won’t need leopard, cheetah, zebra and tiger costumes when you have the option to buy this stencil kit and our colored pet spray paint! Your Halloween costumes for pets are endless with PetPaint.”

    Besides “Animal Instincts” the company offers three other stencil kits , “Buddy Prints” , “Hipster Hound” and “Hot Rod Dog” that include , among others , Paw Print, Heart, Polka Dots, Star, Butterfly, Clover , Peace Sign, Smiley Face  and Flames  .

 

 

 

      Feeling annoyed ? Use this GIF Generator to create an image that will make you feel better . Just go here , upload an image of something that annoys you , crop it and drop it and deploy the Titan GIF to your legions of followers . It’s that simple … just Drop A Titan On It . 

 

 

 

 

 

 

14-Year-Old Pens Poem For Next Generation Of Americans With A Fascinating Twist

 

 

” The poem “Our Generation” was posted to Twitter this week by Derek Nichols. It was written by his younger brother Jordan. It has an interesting concept: the message varies depending on if you read it bottom-to-top or top-to-bottom.

  The poem, as read top-to-bottom:

Our generation will be known for nothing.
Never will anybody say,
We were the peak of mankind.
That is wrong, the truth is
Our generation was a failure.
Thinking that
We actually succeeded
Is a waste. And we know
Living only for money and power
Is the way to go.
Being loving, respectful, and kind
Is a dumb thing to do.
Forgetting about that time,
Will not be easy, but we will try.
Changing our world for the better
Is something we never did.
Giving up
Was how we handled our problems.
Working hard
Was a joke.
We knew that
People thought we couldn’t come back
That might be true,
Unless we turn things around

 

 

If you read the poem in reverse, the dire tone is flipped on its head:”

 

Very imaginative … this young man has a future(maybe vice-president?) . Read the whole thing .

 

 

   Update: An astute reader has written to inform us of the fact that this poem very closely mimics one written and published back in 2008 by someone named Jonathan Reed which took second place in AARP’s U@50 video contest that year . 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Watch the video and decide for yourself .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Farmer Builds 50ft Tall Snowman

 

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” Between the biting winds and the snow storms, it’s been a tough winter . Some people are running out of places to put all the snow, but not farmer Greg Novak from Foley , Minnesota.

  He decided to find something to smile about in this dreary weather. ” Building a snowman isn’t original,” Novak said. “Building one this big is a little different.”

  Building one this big is very different and catching all the neighbors’ eyes.”I’d say it’s pretty amazing. Not many people do this,” said a Foley resident.

” When he started building it, I was like; you’ve got to be kidding me, right? It’s huge,” said Novak’s nephew, Tyler Miller. Novak started the snowman two months ago from the snow that was crushing his greenhouses.”

 

More here

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rio Revels In ‘Greatest Show On Earth’

” More than a million Rio Carnival revellers laid aside bitterness at Brazilian leaders to join wild festivities Saturday in what has been dubbed “the greatest show on Earth.”

” Many participants said they had resolved to forget — at least until festivities end Tuesday — about lingering protests over corruption and the cost of hosting the World Cup.”

” The Rio tourist board said 1.3 million people joined the fray to cavort as the Marvelous City’s oldest bloco or street party group Cordao da Bola Preta danced to a raucous samba beat. A total of four million are accepted during the entire five-day event.”

” But there was a reminder of some of Brazil’s social problems as festivities in the northern city of Salvador were tainted by the fatal shooting of a young man.”

” Rio’s flamboyantly dressed residents were adamant that, for now, they had spent enough time demonstrating — and wanted to let loose instead.”

“Carnival is carnival. Celebrate! Protests can wait — at least for now,” shouted Christophe Land, one of 50 men decked out in black “Spiderman” outfits.”

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Published on Feb 16, 2014

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From Wimp.com Comes The Cutest “Box Of Chocolates” EVER

 

 

 

 

 

 

All together now … Awww 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Play Flappy Bird Here!

 

 


” The mobile game Flappy Bird became an overnight sensation and one of the world’d most downloaded apps. But just as soon as it exploded onto the world stage, it was gone. Developer Dong Nguyen, who was making a rumored $50,000 per day from ads, removed the app for personal reasons. This lead to screams of protest from fans who were thoroughly addicted to tapping on their phones to make their bird fly between pipes.

  One enterprising iPhone owner attempted to hawk their own iPhone, complete with a copy of the game, for $90,000.

  But this is the Internet, and nothing stays dead and buried for long. A web version of the game has sprung up and Flappy-obsessed gamers can now go back to navigating their bird through green pipes to their hearts content.”

 

Read more at DC Caller

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

From Jimmy Kimmel Live

 

 

 

Published on Feb 6, 2014

” Some people are cruel and write very harsh things to celebrities on Twitter. What you don’t see when you send a nasty tweet is that it can cause pain. So to raise awareness, and hopefully make people think twice before they post something awful, we’ve once again assembled a group of famous faces to remind everyone that words hurt. 

Jimmy Kimmel Live – Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #6 “

#KIMMEL

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Beautiful , Just Beautiful

 

 

 

Published on Feb 6, 2014

” From the original poster: 

   So, I’m in Kentucky for work and today when we got back, 1000 high school students had checked into our hotel. They had been making quite the ruckus tonight, but then did this to celebrate the start of the Olympics. Not the best video, (cause my fear kept me pretty far from the edge) but that’s 18 levels of them singing! Amazing!

Video credit: Michelle Johnson (Facebook)”

 

 

 

How Many Obama Bundlers Are Now Foreign Ambassadors?

 

 

Bundler Ambassadorships

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” Raising money for Obama’s presidential campaigns turns out to have been highly lucrative work. As The Blaze reports, there are now 23 Obama bundlers that hold foreign ambassadorships.

“ Noah Bryson Mamet, who bundled $500,000 for President Barack Obama hoped the Senate would pave the way for his first trip to Argentina – by confirming him as ambassador,” The Blaze writes.

  Mamet isn’t the only ambassador to have never visited his country either. This week, George J. Tsunis, who raised $1.3 million for Obama, made a similar confession. WHen asked if he’d ever been to Norway, he replied “I have not.” “

 

 

 

   Open Secrets describes bundlers thusly :

 

” Bundlers are people with friends in high places who, after bumping against personal contribution limits, turn to those friends, associates, and, well, anyone who’s willing to give, and deliver the checks to the candidate in one big “bundle.”

  Even though these donors direct more money to the candidates than anyone else, disclosure can be spotty, candidates generally release bundlers by ranges of fundraising, indicated in this chart with the “max” and “min” columns, and with the top ranges being simply “$500,000 or more.” NOTE: Federal Election Commission regulations only require disclosure of funds bundled by registered lobbyists. In 2008, both Barack Obama and John McCain agreed to disclose any bundlers who raised over $50,000 for their campaigns. Obama’s re-election campaign is again disclosing those bundlers for the 2012 election. No 2012 Republican presidential candidates have agreed to voluntarily disclose their entire bundlers lists. “

 

 

 

    Rare has more . To enlighten yourself further go here , here , here and here for a start . For the curious among our readers here you can find a list of Obama Bundlers as well as this infographic from Open Secrets.org .

   This from the man that was going to get the “Big Money” out of politics .

 

 

 

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   Be sure an look over the bundler’s list … it contains literally hundreds of , to use Obama’s own words , fatcats … a who’s who of the rich and powerful . Below are just the top ten . The list is too long to put on this page in it’s entirety but well worth your attention .

 

 

Barack Obama Bundlers
Min Max Name City State Employer Contributions*
$500,000 Katzenberg, Jeffrey Los Angeles CA DreamWorks Animation $1,842,892
$500,000 Meyer, Barry and Wendy Los Angeles CA Warner Brothers $1,605,704
$500,000 Bagley, Elizabeth Washington DC US Dept of State $1,401,420
$500,000 Goldman, Lisa and Doug San Francisco CA Certain Software Inc $1,399,568
$500,000 Jordan, Wayne Oakland CA Jordan Real Estate Investments $1,367,528
$500,000 Snyder, Jay New York NY HBJ Investments $1,211,176
$500,000 Eychaner, Fred Chicago IL Newsweb Corp $1,175,550
$500,000 Sacks, Michael Winnetka IL Grosvenor Capital Management $1,159,813
$500,000 Jacobs, Irwin and Joan La Jolla CA Qualcomm Inc $1,061,899
$500,000 Bainum, Stewart Fulton MD Choice Hotels International $1,055,781

 

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