Category: Humor


Here Are 18 Beauty Ads From The Past That Would Result In Mass Protests Today.

 

 

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” Throughout history, a lot have things have changed in our society. Groups of people have gained rights and, in general, we are more open minded and progressive.

  There was a time, however, when advertisements were a little more aggressive than they are today. Modern advertisements still pressure men and women to look a certain way, but at least they try not to use the word “chubby.” Some of these may be … slightly offensive.”

See the others at Viral Nova

About these ads

Jodi Miller Presents The Humorous Side Of The News

 

 

 

Published on Apr 10, 2014

” TOPICS:
– GOP Immigration Deal
– Republican Insiders
– Tea Party
– Congressman Jim Moran
– Drug Tunnels
– George Soros
– Dunkin’ Donuts
– Starbucks
– Common Core

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Starring: Jodi Miller
Production: Dialog New Media “

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Southwest Attendant Gets Ovation From Passengers For Hilarious Safety Routine

 

 

 

 

US Airways Is Also In The News , But For An X-rated Tweet 

 

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” US Airways tweets graphic photo of nude woman to customers, then apologizes

  A photo of a naked woman lying with a toy plane between her legs was publicly shared by the airline late Monday afternoon while responding to disgruntled customers who were angry about a recent flight delay.”

The Frisky has the uncensored version and below is US Air’s apology tweet

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When The Moment Is Right – From Winteregg For Congress

 

 

 

 

“If you have a Boehner lasting more than 23 years …”  ROFLMAO !

Published on Apr 13, 2014

FIRE JOHN BOEHNER
http://www.jdwinteregg.com/

” Over the course of 23 years, John Boehner has forgotten that his job was to go to D.C. to fight for you. Despite his campaign promises, as Speaker of the House he has failed to defund ObamaCare, failed to pass timely budgets, failed to protect us from amnesty for criminal illegal immigrants, and even raised the debt ceiling which leaves debt for our children and grandchildren to pay back and puts our national security at risk.

It’s time for a change. It’s time to fight back! “

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

More Political Street Art At Masters

 

 

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“Sub Par” Indeed 

 

” The image can be seen in several places including at the main entrance of Augusta Country Club, on electrical boxes, on resident lawns, and near the local mall. Another similar poster around town shows the president in golf gear next with the words : “If you like your handicap you can keep your handicap.” “

 

Breitbart has video at the jump

 

 

 

 

Saturday Night Live Presents Undercover Sharpton

 

 

 

SNL Undercover Sharpton

 

 

 

 

S39 E19 | Highlight | Post Date: 04/13/14 | 3:43

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Woman Spotted Walking Man On A Lead Through The Streets Of London

 

 

 

” Commuters heading to work in London this morning were baffled by the sight of a woman ‘walking’ a man on all fours.

  With a collar round his neck and a pink lead, the man was smartly dressed in suit trousers, white shirt and black shoes as he meekly crawled after the woman through the streets of Farringdon, in the centre of the capital.

  Onlookers suspected it was a PR stunt but the woman, who was also smartly dressed and carried a cup of coffee in her other hand, was giving nothing away.”

 

 The writers want to know who they are : “Do you know who these people are? If so, contact Harriet Arkell on harriet.arkell@mailonline.co.uk”

Courtesy of The Daily Mail

From The Colbert Report

 

 

 

Colbert Common Core

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Some Humorous Insights Into What Ales You

 

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” One of the true joys of life is kicking back with a cold beer and letting the worries of life melt away.

  But before you drift off into the bliss of a brewsky-induced buzz, take a minute to ponder what your happy hour go-to really says about who you are.

  This comic from comedian Steve Adams, via Bite.ca, proves that pilsner fans are a whole different species than lager-lovers.”

 

 

 

Read the rest and as a bonus get some tips on creative ways to repurpose your empties .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

John Pinette, Stand-Up Comic And ‘Seinfeld’ Guest Star, Dies At 50

 

 

 

 

 

 

” Stand-up comedian John Pinette has died at age 50.

  According to the Associated Press, the comedian, who was best known for his routine about an all-you-can eat Chinese buffet and for guest-starring on the series finale of “Seinfeld,” was found dead of natural causes in a Pittsburgh hotel room.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

” Pinette, who had struggled with his weight for decades, died of natural causes, according to the Allegheny County Medical Examiner’s office. Pinette’s personal doctor also signed off on the cause of death, meaning no autopsy is planned.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

” Pinette, who was named Stand-Up Comedian of the Year at the American Comedy Awards in 1999, recorded three stand-up specials in his career, “Show Me the Buffet,” “I’m Starvin’” and “Still Hungry.” His agent said he was at work on a fourth special at the time of his death.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here is some biographical detail on the late great Mr Pinette

 

” John Pinette  (March 23, 1964 – April 5, 2014) was an American actor and stand-up comedian. He toured the comedy club circuit beginning in the 1980s and appeared in cinema and on television. Besides stand-up, Pinette did impressions of The ChipmunksElvis PresleyGollum from The Lord of the RingsHervé Villechaize (Tattoo from Fantasy Island), an Ewok, actor Marlon Brando (notably Brando’s role in The Godfather), as well as various ethnic accents. He occasionally sang, for example “Over the Rainbow” from The Wizard of Oz, in stand-up routines.

  John Pinette was born in BostonMassachusetts, on March 23, 1964, and graduated from Malden Catholic High School in 1982.He started a career in accounting, but on the advice of friends left to pursue a career in comedy.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

” Pinette got a break when asked to tour with Frank Sinatra. Pinette was a regular guest on The Tonight Show and The View.

  Pinette was in DuetsDear God, and Junior. He was a regular on the series Parker Lewis Can’t Lose, and starred as the carjack victim in the final episode of Seinfeld. In 2004, Pinette was Bumpo in Artisan Entertainment’s The Punisher, starring Thomas Jane and John Travolta.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

” Pinette was named Stand-Up Comedian of the Year by the American Comedy Awards in 1999 and received a Gemini Award nomination for his televised performance at Montreal’sJust for Laughs Comedy Festival in 2000.[citation needed]

  In 2004, Pinette joined the touring cast of the musicalHairspray in the role of Edna Turnblad.[4][5] He later went on to the Broadway production in 2005, and continued in the role until May 28, 2006.[4][6] In his 2006 concert I’m Starvin’, he said it was the first musical theater production he had been in since high school.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

” In 2004, Pinette’s stand up material was featured in Comedy Central’s animated series Shorties Watchin’ Shorties. In 2007, Pinette performed at the 42nd annual MDA Jerry Lewis Telethon. He performed at the Edinburgh Comedy Festival in Edinburgh, Scotland, in 2008, and toured in cities in 2010 beginning in April. During this tour, Pinette recorded a Comedy Central special entitled “John Pinette: Still Hungry”. The taping took place at the Vic Theatre in Chicago. The world premiere of “John Pinette: Still Hungry” was on July 29, 2011, on Comedy Central.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

” Pinette was a host of the E4 laughs at Edinburgh podcasts, showcasing comedians from the Edinburgh Festival in 2008. In 2012, Pinette was one of the comedy acts in Ron White’s Comedy Salute to the Troops on CMT.

  He was the host of All You Can Eat, a TV series taking a humorous look at American cuisine. The show debuted on the H2 network in the U.S. in late June 2013.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

” Pinette was pronounced dead at 2:30 pm on April 5, 2014, at the Sheraton Station Square Hotel in Pittsburgh. The Allegheny County medical examiner’s office said Pinette had been suffering from liver and heart disease. An autopsy was not performed, as Pinette’s personal doctor signed off on his cause of death as pulmonary embolism.

 

 

 

 

   Rest in peace John . You provided us with more laughs than just about anything or anyone ever has . We will miss you .

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Saturday Night Live Cold Open – GM Corruption And The CEO’s Testimony Before Congress

 

 

 

SNL Cold Open GM Hearings

 

 

 

” GM CEO Mary Barra discusses the transparency of the “New GM” and takes questions about the Chevy Cobalt’s defective ignition switch.
Available Until 04/05/34

Appearing:

Kate McKinnon
Taran Killam
Cecily Strong
Bobby Moynihan
Tags: Saturday Night Live, SNL, Anna Kendrick, Kate McKinnon, GM, Chevy Cobalt

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jodi Miller On The Events Of The Day Funny Style

 

 

 

Published on Apr 3, 2014

” TOPICS:
– Obamacare
– Warren Buffett Bracket
– Jimmy Carter
– Chris Christie
– California Prisons
– Ed Schultz
– Ann Coulter
– Siegfried and Roy Tiger Dies

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Starring: Jodi Miller
Production: Dialog New Media “

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gypsy Rose Lee  I Will Not Comply!

 

 

AF One

 

 

 

” An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, Holly Madison said, “I have my own reality show and I am the smartest and prettiest woman at Playboy, so Americans don’t want me to die.”

  She took the first pack and jumped out of the plane.

  The second passenger, John McCain, said, “I’m a Senator, and a decorated war hero from an elite Navy unit from the United States of America.” So he grabbed the second pack and jumped.

  The third passenger, Barack Obama said, “I am the President of the United States and I am the smartest ever in the history of our country, some even call me the ‘Anointed One.’” So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out.

  The fourth passenger, Billy Graham said to the fifth passenger, a
10-year-old schoolgirl, “I have lived a full life and served my God the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.”

  The little girl said, “That’s okay, Mr. Graham. There’s a parachute left for you. America’s smartest President took my schoolbag.” “

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Police Man Puts His Hand Up To Slow Down Motor Biker, But Instead…

 

 

 

 

This is funny stuff . Watch the other cop’s reaction . It’s priceless .

HT/Free Thought Project

From The Daily Show … Democratic Corruption Edition Featuring Leland Yee … Arms Dealer , Gun Control Advocate

 

 

 

 

 

Innocent Until – Who Are We Kidding?

 

Stewart Yee

 

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Democratic ” Corruption scandals sweep across the country, embroiling a cast of characters from the douche king of North Carolina to California’s Shrimp Boy.” 

 

 

 

 

 

Row Over Man Sparks Rat Retaliation

 

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” Investigators said an ongoing dispute over a man escalated, and a woman in her 20s, her mother and a pack of eight or nine other women went to the victim’s house with a baseball bat and a box containing an unknown number of white rats.

The group allegedly bashed in windows and the front door and then dumped the rodents into the home.”

 

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Broken ATM At Maine Bank Spits Out $37,000

 

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” Police in Maine are investigating after a malfunctioning ATM at a bank spit out $37,000 in cash to man who requested $140.

  South Portland police tell WGME-TV that they responded to the TD Bank branch at about 5:30 a.m. Thursday after getting a call from a woman who said a man was spending an unusual amount of time at the ATM she was waiting to use. 

  Responding officers found the man stuffing cash into a shopping bag.”

 

More here

 

 

 

 

 

 

Some Friday Morning Humor (200 pics) From Failblog Via WFTV

 

 

 

Some might argue that there is nothing wrong with this one …

 

 

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But there’s no denying the error in this shot …

 

 

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No explanation necessary …

 

 

 

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View the other 197 fails here and start your day with a smile .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Putin & Sarah Palin Phone Call On “Tonight Show”

 

 

 

 

Published on Apr 2, 2014

” Vladimir Putin calls Sarah Palin to chat about her prediction that he’d invade Ukraine.
Sarah Palin’s new show “Amazing America” premieres April 3 at 8pm on The Sportsman Channel.http://www.thesportsmanchannel.com/sh… “

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Juice Is Back After 20 Long Years

 

 

 

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” It’s finally happening: after waiting 20 long years Ford is bringing back the Ford Bronco for 2016 and it’s not the Early Bronco concept that was unveiled to the world in 2004 like many believed. This all-new Ford Bronco is based off the highly popular Ford Atlas and if history does indeed repeat itself, this could kick-start the 2-door 4×4 SUV market once again.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

” The fullsize Ford Bronco faded away after the 1996 model year never to be seen again; that is, until now. The 2016 Ford SVT Bronco isn’t a cookie cutter soccer mom all-wheel drive purse with a steering wheel, it’s a genuine off-road rig and its large size and menacing appearance make no apologies at all. The 2016 Ford SVT Bronco is all business all the time like its predecessors before it. This definitely isn’t the Ford Bronco concept you probably saw in 2004 and every year since then as the so called “new” Ford Bronco. “

 

 

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   Fourwheeler has more on this cool new truck as does Carreviews.com although both articles claim to be elaborate April Fool’s Day jokes .

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jimmy Fallon Mocks Obamacare Sign-Up Numbers

 

 

Jimmy Fallon Mocks Obamacare

 

 

 

” Jimmy Fallon mocked President Obama‘s victory lap on Obamacare on Tuesday, after the president proudly announced that the healthcare.gov website received over 7 million sign-ups.

” It’s amazing what you can achieve when you make something mandatory and fine people if they don’t do it and then keep extending the deadline for months,” Fallon said, as his audience applauded. “It’s like a Cinderella story. It’s just a beautiful thing. You make everyone do it.” “

 

See The Examiner for more

 

 

 

 

 

 

This Explains A Lot

 

 

 

Baboon Congress

 

 

 

 

A large group of Baboons is called a Congress …

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

12 Simple April Fools’ Day Pranks

 

 

” April Fools’ Day is upon us, which means a prank could be lurking ’round every corner, chair or potentially Saran-wrapped door.

If you didn’t plan the greatest, most YouTube-worthy prank of all time, no worries. You can still fool your friends and family with pranks that require little effort and yield big laughs. (From you, at least.)

This year, forget blasting your mom’s car with Post-it notes and settle for a simpler prank. Check out these easy gags you can pull together before the day’s end.

But don’t blame the Internet if your friends shun you for a few days — it’s tough to forgive someone for a donut full of mayonnaise.”

 

 

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1. Paint a bar of soap with clear nail polish to prevent it from lathering.

See the other helpful April Fool hints here and see also: “50 amazingly epic pranks

Healthcare.gov Meeting Cold Open

 

 

SNL Cold Open 3.29 Obamacare

 

 

 

 

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