Category: Humor


Man Man - Choose Your Bag Wisely

 

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” What does it take to be a Preview girl? Its the question that inspired Preview’s online campaign, that pooled together some of the country’s most creative minds to portray the different facets of the fashionable woman. Today, one of the videos from the campaign has gone viral, getting over four million views to date.”

We found this video on Facebook and thought our audience would get a kick out of it . Beware the crocodiles …

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Jimmy Fallon Mocks Hillary Clinton For Dressing Like A Man

Fallon - Hillary Dresses Like A Man

 

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” “I want to say congrats to Chelsea Clinton. Last week she announced that she is expecting her first child,” Fallon said, setting up the joke. “That’s great. That’s great for her. If it is a girl, it will get some of Chelsea’s old hands-me-downs.”

“And if it is a boy,” he continued, “it will get some of Hillary’s.” “

 

From the DC Caller

 

 

 

 

 

Świeta Wielkanocne! Dzielnica Cudów! JFZ

 

 

 

 

Published on Apr 20, 2014

” Tak się bawi ZawieRcie!”

“That’s playing ZAWIERCIE!”

Thanks to Sploid

Kicked In The Head By A Train

 

 

   This stupid kid bemoans the fact that the engineer kicked him in the head as the train flew by but a closer observation of the video reveals that the engineer , at considerable personal risk to himself , saved the kid from a nasty head wound or even death as this still from an Imgur user reveals …

Kick In The Head

    Well done sir , well done . The moron gets to live another day and possibly dilute the gene pool even further but you did the right thing . He should be thanking you profusely .

   By the way this video chronicle of stupidity has garnered nearly 23 million views in less than a week . Hopefully this is that dolt’s fifteen minutes of fame .

From Distractify

 

 

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Here’s another sample of the sidewalk witticisms you’re sure to enjoy … 

Unattended Children

For a good laugh , be sure to check out the rest

Student Is Asked To Decorate Tissue Box With Presidential Quotes, His Project Is Awesome!

 

 

Bill & Monica

 

 

 

 

” This is from the Reddit user Saabn. If his teacher is anything like the 98% of liberal teachers out there, I bet they were none to happy with this project. I would give him an A+! “

 

See the rest at The Minority Report

 

 

 

 

 

 

Lawmaker Introduces Bill Requiring Veterans To Warn Neighbors Of Their Combat Service

 

 

PTSD

 

 

 

” Following a second mass shooting at Fort Hood, at least one lawmaker thinks a bill currently under consideration will ensure the safety of American communities by requiring the estimated 2.6 million unstable veterans who served in Iraq or Afghanistan to tell their neighbors of their combat service.

  The Fortify & Unite Communities to Keep Veterans’ External Threats Secure Act (H.R. 1874) which was introduced on Tuesday, would require military veterans to register with the Department of Homeland Security and periodically “check-in” with a case officer, in addition to going door-to-door in their neighborhood to notify people nearby that they are a powder keg of post traumatic stress, alcoholism, murder, and hate just waiting to blow.

“ We really feel that we can drastically minimize the damage to some communities, especially those in troubled ‘PTSD hotspots‘ that have become a haven for these psychopathic troops,” said Rep. Jim Moran (D-Va.), who sponsored the legislation. “We are so thankful for their service, and now they can continue to serve on veterans probation.” “

Read more here

From The Heartland Institute

 

 

Mark Twain The Only Difference Taxman Taxidermist

 

 

 

 

“The only difference between the taxman and the taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.”

Mark Twain

 

 

 

 

 

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

 

Islamist Slacker

 

 

 

” Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back and enjoy themselves while the United States collapses of its own accord.

  Multiple intelligence agencies confirmed that the militant Islamist organization and its numerous affiliates intend to carry out a massive, coordinated plan to stand aside and watch America’s increasingly rapid decline, with terrorist operatives across the globe reportedly mobilizing to take it easy, relax, and savor the spectacle as it unfolds.

“ We have intercepted electronic communication indicating that al-Qaeda members are actively plotting to stay out of the way while America as we know it gradually crumbles under the weight of its own self-inflicted debt and disrepair,” FBI Deputy Director Mark F. Giuliano told the assembled press corps. “If this plan succeeds, it will leave behind a nation with a completely dysfunctional economy, collapsing infrastructure, and a catastrophic health crisis afflicting millions across the nation. We want to emphasize that this danger is very real.”

“ And unfortunately, based on information we have from intelligence assets on the ground, this plot is already well under way,” he added.”

The Onion has all the details on this nefarious plot

HT/Instapundit

Jesse Parent – From Button Poetry

 

 

 

Published on Apr 5, 2014

” Performing during the Coaches Slam at the 2014 College Unions Poetry Slam Invitational. Find out more about Jesse at http://www.jesseparent.com

Follow Button on Facebook: http://facebook.com/buttonpoetry

About Button:

  Button Poetry is committed to developing a coherent and effective system of production, distribution, promotion and fundraising for spoken word and performance poetry.

  We seek to showcase the power and diversity of voices in our community. By encouraging and broadcasting the best and brightest performance poets of today, we hope to broaden poetry’s audience, to expand its reach and develop a greater level of cultural appreciation for the art form.”

 

HT/The Blaze

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Funny Side Of The News From Jodi Miller And MRCTV

 

 

 

 

Published on Apr 14, 2014

” TOPICS:
– Kathleen Sebelius Resigns
– Healthcare.gov
– Al Sharpton
– Hank Aaron
– Topless Woman Ransacks McDonald’s
– Wife of Jesus?
– Dallas IRS Office
– Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

Love NewsBusted and want to receive alerts about new episodes in your
email? Visit http://newsbusters.org/newsbusted to sign up for free!

Starring: Jodi Miller
Production: Dialog New Media “

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here Are 18 Beauty Ads From The Past That Would Result In Mass Protests Today.

 

 

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” Throughout history, a lot have things have changed in our society. Groups of people have gained rights and, in general, we are more open minded and progressive.

  There was a time, however, when advertisements were a little more aggressive than they are today. Modern advertisements still pressure men and women to look a certain way, but at least they try not to use the word “chubby.” Some of these may be … slightly offensive.”

See the others at Viral Nova

Jodi Miller Presents The Humorous Side Of The News

 

 

 

Published on Apr 10, 2014

” TOPICS:
– GOP Immigration Deal
– Republican Insiders
– Tea Party
– Congressman Jim Moran
– Drug Tunnels
– George Soros
– Dunkin’ Donuts
– Starbucks
– Common Core

Love NewsBusted and want to receive alerts about new episodes in your
email? Visit http://newsbusters.org/newsbusted to sign up for free!

Starring: Jodi Miller
Production: Dialog New Media “

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Southwest Attendant Gets Ovation From Passengers For Hilarious Safety Routine

 

 

 

 

US Airways Is Also In The News , But For An X-rated Tweet 

 

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” US Airways tweets graphic photo of nude woman to customers, then apologizes

  A photo of a naked woman lying with a toy plane between her legs was publicly shared by the airline late Monday afternoon while responding to disgruntled customers who were angry about a recent flight delay.”

The Frisky has the uncensored version and below is US Air’s apology tweet

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When The Moment Is Right – From Winteregg For Congress

 

 

 

 

“If you have a Boehner lasting more than 23 years …”  ROFLMAO !

Published on Apr 13, 2014

FIRE JOHN BOEHNER
http://www.jdwinteregg.com/

” Over the course of 23 years, John Boehner has forgotten that his job was to go to D.C. to fight for you. Despite his campaign promises, as Speaker of the House he has failed to defund ObamaCare, failed to pass timely budgets, failed to protect us from amnesty for criminal illegal immigrants, and even raised the debt ceiling which leaves debt for our children and grandchildren to pay back and puts our national security at risk.

It’s time for a change. It’s time to fight back! “

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

More Political Street Art At Masters

 

 

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“Sub Par” Indeed 

 

” The image can be seen in several places including at the main entrance of Augusta Country Club, on electrical boxes, on resident lawns, and near the local mall. Another similar poster around town shows the president in golf gear next with the words : “If you like your handicap you can keep your handicap.” “

 

Breitbart has video at the jump

 

 

 

 

Saturday Night Live Presents Undercover Sharpton

 

 

 

SNL Undercover Sharpton

 

 

 

 

S39 E19 | Highlight | Post Date: 04/13/14 | 3:43

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Woman Spotted Walking Man On A Lead Through The Streets Of London

 

 

 

” Commuters heading to work in London this morning were baffled by the sight of a woman ‘walking’ a man on all fours.

  With a collar round his neck and a pink lead, the man was smartly dressed in suit trousers, white shirt and black shoes as he meekly crawled after the woman through the streets of Farringdon, in the centre of the capital.

  Onlookers suspected it was a PR stunt but the woman, who was also smartly dressed and carried a cup of coffee in her other hand, was giving nothing away.”

 

 The writers want to know who they are : “Do you know who these people are? If so, contact Harriet Arkell on harriet.arkell@mailonline.co.uk”

Courtesy of The Daily Mail

From The Colbert Report

 

 

 

Colbert Common Core

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Some Humorous Insights Into What Ales You

 

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” One of the true joys of life is kicking back with a cold beer and letting the worries of life melt away.

  But before you drift off into the bliss of a brewsky-induced buzz, take a minute to ponder what your happy hour go-to really says about who you are.

  This comic from comedian Steve Adams, via Bite.ca, proves that pilsner fans are a whole different species than lager-lovers.”

 

 

 

Read the rest and as a bonus get some tips on creative ways to repurpose your empties .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

John Pinette, Stand-Up Comic And ‘Seinfeld’ Guest Star, Dies At 50

 

 

 

 

 

 

” Stand-up comedian John Pinette has died at age 50.

  According to the Associated Press, the comedian, who was best known for his routine about an all-you-can eat Chinese buffet and for guest-starring on the series finale of “Seinfeld,” was found dead of natural causes in a Pittsburgh hotel room.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

” Pinette, who had struggled with his weight for decades, died of natural causes, according to the Allegheny County Medical Examiner’s office. Pinette’s personal doctor also signed off on the cause of death, meaning no autopsy is planned.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

” Pinette, who was named Stand-Up Comedian of the Year at the American Comedy Awards in 1999, recorded three stand-up specials in his career, “Show Me the Buffet,” “I’m Starvin’” and “Still Hungry.” His agent said he was at work on a fourth special at the time of his death.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here is some biographical detail on the late great Mr Pinette

 

” John Pinette  (March 23, 1964 – April 5, 2014) was an American actor and stand-up comedian. He toured the comedy club circuit beginning in the 1980s and appeared in cinema and on television. Besides stand-up, Pinette did impressions of The ChipmunksElvis PresleyGollum from The Lord of the RingsHervé Villechaize (Tattoo from Fantasy Island), an Ewok, actor Marlon Brando (notably Brando’s role in The Godfather), as well as various ethnic accents. He occasionally sang, for example “Over the Rainbow” from The Wizard of Oz, in stand-up routines.

  John Pinette was born in BostonMassachusetts, on March 23, 1964, and graduated from Malden Catholic High School in 1982.He started a career in accounting, but on the advice of friends left to pursue a career in comedy.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

” Pinette got a break when asked to tour with Frank Sinatra. Pinette was a regular guest on The Tonight Show and The View.

  Pinette was in DuetsDear God, and Junior. He was a regular on the series Parker Lewis Can’t Lose, and starred as the carjack victim in the final episode of Seinfeld. In 2004, Pinette was Bumpo in Artisan Entertainment’s The Punisher, starring Thomas Jane and John Travolta.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

” Pinette was named Stand-Up Comedian of the Year by the American Comedy Awards in 1999 and received a Gemini Award nomination for his televised performance at Montreal’sJust for Laughs Comedy Festival in 2000.[citation needed]

  In 2004, Pinette joined the touring cast of the musicalHairspray in the role of Edna Turnblad.[4][5] He later went on to the Broadway production in 2005, and continued in the role until May 28, 2006.[4][6] In his 2006 concert I’m Starvin’, he said it was the first musical theater production he had been in since high school.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

” In 2004, Pinette’s stand up material was featured in Comedy Central’s animated series Shorties Watchin’ Shorties. In 2007, Pinette performed at the 42nd annual MDA Jerry Lewis Telethon. He performed at the Edinburgh Comedy Festival in Edinburgh, Scotland, in 2008, and toured in cities in 2010 beginning in April. During this tour, Pinette recorded a Comedy Central special entitled “John Pinette: Still Hungry”. The taping took place at the Vic Theatre in Chicago. The world premiere of “John Pinette: Still Hungry” was on July 29, 2011, on Comedy Central.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

” Pinette was a host of the E4 laughs at Edinburgh podcasts, showcasing comedians from the Edinburgh Festival in 2008. In 2012, Pinette was one of the comedy acts in Ron White’s Comedy Salute to the Troops on CMT.

  He was the host of All You Can Eat, a TV series taking a humorous look at American cuisine. The show debuted on the H2 network in the U.S. in late June 2013.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

” Pinette was pronounced dead at 2:30 pm on April 5, 2014, at the Sheraton Station Square Hotel in Pittsburgh. The Allegheny County medical examiner’s office said Pinette had been suffering from liver and heart disease. An autopsy was not performed, as Pinette’s personal doctor signed off on his cause of death as pulmonary embolism.

 

 

 

 

   Rest in peace John . You provided us with more laughs than just about anything or anyone ever has . We will miss you .

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Saturday Night Live Cold Open – GM Corruption And The CEO’s Testimony Before Congress

 

 

 

SNL Cold Open GM Hearings

 

 

 

” GM CEO Mary Barra discusses the transparency of the “New GM” and takes questions about the Chevy Cobalt’s defective ignition switch.
Available Until 04/05/34

Appearing:

Kate McKinnon
Taran Killam
Cecily Strong
Bobby Moynihan
Tags: Saturday Night Live, SNL, Anna Kendrick, Kate McKinnon, GM, Chevy Cobalt

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jodi Miller On The Events Of The Day Funny Style

 

 

 

Published on Apr 3, 2014

” TOPICS:
– Obamacare
– Warren Buffett Bracket
– Jimmy Carter
– Chris Christie
– California Prisons
– Ed Schultz
– Ann Coulter
– Siegfried and Roy Tiger Dies

Love NewsBusted and want to receive alerts about new episodes in your
email? Visit http://newsbusters.org/newsbusted to sign up for free!

Starring: Jodi Miller
Production: Dialog New Media “

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Gypsy Rose Lee  I Will Not Comply!

 

 

AF One

 

 

 

” An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, Holly Madison said, “I have my own reality show and I am the smartest and prettiest woman at Playboy, so Americans don’t want me to die.”

  She took the first pack and jumped out of the plane.

  The second passenger, John McCain, said, “I’m a Senator, and a decorated war hero from an elite Navy unit from the United States of America.” So he grabbed the second pack and jumped.

  The third passenger, Barack Obama said, “I am the President of the United States and I am the smartest ever in the history of our country, some even call me the ‘Anointed One.’” So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped out.

  The fourth passenger, Billy Graham said to the fifth passenger, a
10-year-old schoolgirl, “I have lived a full life and served my God the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.”

  The little girl said, “That’s okay, Mr. Graham. There’s a parachute left for you. America’s smartest President took my schoolbag.” “

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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