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SNL Cold Open Ridicules Obama on Ebola – ” Probably One of My Greatest Accomplishments “

 

 

 

Published on Oct 25, 2014

” Saturday Night Live kicked off tonight with an over-the-top mockery of President Obama‘s handling of the Ebola crisis. As the fake president explained, hey, it’t not like they handled it as badly as they did ISIS, Obamacare, or all the rest of it…In fact, as the president explained, “This whole Ebola thing is probably one of my greatest accomplishments.” He then brought on Ebola czar Ron Klain to take questions from the press and advised voters in Southern states like Louisiana and Kentucky to avoid large crowded areas like, say, polling places, for the next week or so. (Latinos in those states, however, may have an immunity.)

  And just when you thought things couldn’t get more ridiculous, Al Sharpton himself took the stage to assure panicked New Yorkers that all is well… in a very Sharpton-ish manner.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Grande-Bretagne : Les Stratégies de la Publicité

 

 

 

 

   Not being a French speaker I cannot tell you much about this video except that the stunts pulled here are absolutely “incroyable” . I don’t know what they’re selling but their method is certainly memorable … The elevator scenes will take your breath away … LOL

Watch it and enjoy … 

Crying “Lone Wolf”

 

 

Steyn No Such Thing As Lone Wolf

 

 

 

” The guy who took a hatchet to a New York policeman was apparently a “lone wolf”, just like the guy who took a double-barreled shotgun to a Canadian soldier was a “lone-wolf”. Earlier today, I swung by Varney & Co on Fox Business to discuss the umpteenth member of Local 473 of the Amalgamated Union of Lone Wolves:

” This term ‘lone wolf’ is a cop-out…the idea that they somehow have to have a membership card in Islamic State or in al Qaeda for it to be official, fully-credentialed terror, like getting a hairdresser’s license in New York State is completely preposterous” he stated.

Steyn added that the rhetoric of “lone wolf” terrorists allows those who do not want to admit that radical Islam is a problem to brush off terror as isolated incidents, saying “all jihad is local. That actually suits them, to say, ‘oh no this is just some mentally ill guy in Ottawa and this is another guy who’s a bit goofy in New York and there’s no connection between the two.’ Because otherwise you have to treat it like your other big story. You have to treat it like ideological Ebola and you have to stop the infection…

 

 

This , as usual , is Saturday’s Must Read

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Halloween Prank – Rémi Gaillard

 

 

 

Published on Oct 23, 2014

  Halloween prank : Plongez au plus profond de l’horreur et… De la connerie !
Subscribe or die : http://bit.ly/ouiremi

  Rémi Gaillard is world famous for his dangerously funny videos.

  Unafraid of controversy, he has challenged the norms and expectations of online video with his creativity!

  From bringing Pacman and Mario Kart to life and playing pranks in animal costumes, to taking on the likes of Ronaldo in a battle of football skills, Rémi has done it all and shows no signs of stopping any time soon – his motto is, after all, “C’est en faisant n’importe quoi qu’on devient n’importe qui”!

  One things for sure – once you watch Rémi’s videos, you’ll never look at an elevator in the same way…

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Pre-Monty Python TV Comedy Episodes Rediscovered

 

 

 

 

 

” Two episodes of 1960s TV comedy At Last The 1948 Show, which starred pre-Monty Python John Cleese and Graham Chapman, have been found after almost 50 years.

  The ITV programme, which was first screened in 1967, also featured Tim Brooke-Taylor, Marty Feldman and Aimi Macdonald.

  The sketch show was hugely influential for British comedy and led to the creation of Monty Python in 1969.

  The BFI described the discovery as “a crucial find”.

” It represents a key moment in the history of British television comedy featuring the combined talents of some of its greatest exponents,” BFI television consultant Dick Fiddy said.

” These gifted comedians, all in their 20s and 30s, were let off the leash and allowed to experiment with style and content, resulting in shows which have had an enduring influence on comedy worldwide.”

” It was ground-breaking in a sense in that it was very silly,” former Goodie member Brooke-Taylor told the BBC’s Colin Paterson. “

 

Read more at the BBC

 

    Here is the very first episode of this “ground-breaking” English sketch comedy show that paved the way for Monty Python’s Flying Circus .

 

 

 

 

Published on May 16, 2012

” Episode 1 At Last The 1948 Show The classic show that prided and inspired Monty Python Starring John Cleese, Graham Chapman, Tim Brooke-Taylor, Marty Feldman, Aimi MacDonald and David Frost (Executive Producer) Featuring Intro, The Psychiatrist, Secret Service Cleaner, the Pretty Way, Reptile Keeper, The Chartered Accountant Dance and The original classic Four Yorkshiremen sketch “

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Obama Presents An Ebola Update (Rush Limbaugh Satire)

 

 

 

 

Published on Oct 17, 2014

” President Obama talks to the American public and reassures them that Ebola is not a threat and that he has the situation under his firm control. Based on an audio skit from the Rush Limbaugh Radio Show.”

 

 

HT/Laugh Right

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Watch A Stampede Of Idiots Endlessly Run Straight Into A Spinning Metal Thing

 

 

 

 

 

 

” Artist Dave Fothergill—who’s done visual effects for a bunch of National Geographic documentary films—has created a simple 3D animation of a crowd stampeding straight into a rotating metal thing. Watch as they all get threshed into a chaotic, flailing pile. It’s mesmerizing .”

 

   

 

Do these “people” remind the reader of anyone ? Obamabots perhaps ? For an even more entertaining version complete with soundtrack and appropriate screaming click here .

 

Death And Taxes

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shake it Off: Obama Version From Reason TV & Remy

 

 

 

Published on Oct 20, 2014

” The Obama administration puts its own special spin on the Taylor Swift hit.

Approximately 2:15 minutes. “

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Watch Hilarious Moment Bus Driver Strikes Back Against Thief – Who Ends Up In TEARS

 

 

 ” This is the hilarious moment a thief boards a bus to steal a passenger’s bag – but ends up in tears as the driver whacks him with a baseball bat

  An accomplice held the door open at a stop so Pablo Riquelme Curiqueo, 22, could follow the woman onto the bus and snatch her belongings – but the thief managed to get trapped in the door while making his getaway. “

 

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Protocol Theatre

 

Slice 2

 

 

 

 

” Thomas Frieden has now got his Protocol Ali routine down pat:

  Dr. Tom Frieden, director of the Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), said during a telephone press briefing Wednesday that you cannot get Ebola by sitting next to someone on a bus, but that infected or exposed persons should not ride public transportation because they could transmit the disease to someone else.

  Gotcha. You can’t get Ebola on a bus or a plane, you can only give it. Good to know. Thanks, Doc.

  The Centers for Disease Control is one of those elite federal agencies that people hitherto assumed was, so to speak, immune to the pathologies of less glamorous government bureaucracies. It turns out it’s the DMV with test tubes – just the usual “Sorry? Did we say you need two copies of the green form? We meant you need three copies of the pink form” routine with extra lethality. The Protocols of the Elders of Druid Hills have proved to be boundlessly mutable and mostly honored in the breach:

~Don’t worry, the Protocols are in place – except that Thomas Duncan, the original Ebola patient, was left in an open area of the Dallas emergency room for hours and the medical staff treating him did not have protective clothing for the first two days.

~Don’t worry, they did eventually get fully sealed, protective clothing – well, except for their necks, which remained exposed.

~Don’t worry, exposed medical staff aren’t supposed to fly – except that Nurse Amber Vinson got on a flight to Cleveland with a fever.

~Well, okay, but that was totally in breach of the Protocols – except that Nurse Vinson called the CDC to check and they said, “Sure, get on the plane. What’s the worst that can happen? And make sure you share the bag of mini-pretzels…”

~Well, okay, but the next time Nurse Vinson got a flight, everyone followed the Protocols and wore hazmat suits – except for the guy with the clipboard, who works for the CDC and so can’t be expected to know all this Protocol stuff… “

 

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The Walking Drunk

 

 

Published on Oct 14, 2014

” WITHOUT SPOILERS. The Walking Dead’s 5th season has just been released. We found secret footage of this awesome series: The Walking Drunk.
http://www.marcablanca.tv/ 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

17 ‘All-American’ Foods That Foreigners Find Gross

 

cheese whiz in a can easy cheese

 

 

 

” The US has a bad reputation abroad when it comes to food.

  From State Fair monstrosities like deep-fried lobster on a stick to fattening fast food, we’re viewed as gluttons who can’t get enough fat, sugar, and salt.

  But it’s not all deep-fried butter and Papa John’s garlic sauce that disgusts our foreign friends.

  An AskReddit thread asked non-American Reddit users which American foods they considered gross or weird, and some of the responses were kitchen staples that many Americans would consider normal.

  Check out some of the top Reddit responses below. 

 

1. Cheese Whiz

“It tastes like plastic and cancer.” – Screech-

 

2. Grits

“I was in a diner in the south, maybe Mississippi. I asked the waitress what it was, and the look she gave me was uncertain and troubled. All I know is, the man next to me had a penchant for it, and the sound he was making while chewing was uncannily similar to that of a child slapping a bowl of porridge.” – yummy_yummy_red_wine

 

3. Velveeta Cheese

“I know a lot of folks have already mentioned American cheese, but Velveeta is right up there with Cheeze Whiz on the list of fake ‘foods.'” – TheMadBotanist

 

4. Hershey’s Chocolate

“U.S. chocolate or candy is pretty unpleasant to me. Hershey bars have this dusty texture (like 5 weeks after Easter when you come across an uneaten egg) and the taste isn’t very rich. Cadbury Dairy Milk used to be awesome, but Kraft bought Cadbury a couple years ago and the recipe seems to be gradually changing.” -Protonbeamface

 

7. Casseroles

“Casseroles made with ‘cream of’ anything soup. Green bean casserole, tuna casserole, mushroom casserole. I know what those Campbells soups are like, we get them over here, and the idea of using them as a constituent ingredient in a main meal makes me shudder just from the idea of the sodium bomb. Especially those casseroles that are suggested to be topped with crushed chips.” – InquisitorVawn

 

8. Root Beer Floats

“My old college friend from Austria thought root beer floats were disgusting.” – pokeySoakins “

 

   While it’s hard to disagree with their dislike of items such as Cheese Wiz or Velveeta , who doesn’t like a good root beer float or biscuits and gravy and don’t even think of disparaging that American classic , BACON … LOL 

 

 

 

Business Insider has the rest

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

… Are You Safer Than You Were Four Years Ago ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dennis Ray Lewis AKA SABO

 

 

 

   

 

Wendy Davis for Texas : She knew FDR , and Greg Abbott is no FDR …

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What’s A GMO?

 

 

 

Published on Oct 9, 2014

” Critics of genetically modified organisms or GMOs claim that they pose health risks to the public. Jimmy is always interested in people who have strong opinions, so we sent a crew to one of our local farmers markets to ask people why they avoid GMOs and, more specifically, what the letters GMO stand for.

SUBSCRIBE to get the latest #KIMMEL: http://bit.ly/JKLSubscribe “

 

 

Now matter what it is , I’m against it … LOL 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Let’s throw more money down the government educational rathole … we’ve raised a nation of idiots …

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jon Stewart Strikes At Obama’s Inept Handling Of War On ISIS

 

 

 

” ISIS surges toward the Syrian border town of Kobani where it faces little resistance or intervention from the United States and its coalition. (6:12) “

Who Is This Guy Going After Hillary, Obama & Gwyneth Paltrow? Meet Artist SABO. And He’s Just Begun.

 

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” According to a street artist named SABO, Gwyneth Paltrow is a drone. And so are Samuel L. Jackson, Jon Stewart and other Hollywood Glitterati who have had the misfortune of being the muse that drives him back to his drawing board and computer.

  In an exclusive interview, SABO explains his frustration with the Hollywood elite who unabashedly support the President and his policies:

  I really wanted to like Barack Obama, but I stepped back and listened to him and heard him speak and discovered he said nothing. He was just a vessel.”

 

 

PIMP_POSTER

 

 

” As a result, the Arts Center of Pasadena-trained artist has made the President, and those hanging onto his every word, among the targets of his street art–usually with hilarious or shocking results, depending on your point of view.”

 

 

 The complete interview is at IJR

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Headless Man In Drive Thru… Funny Reactions Must Watch

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just in time for Halloween … 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My How Times Have Changed

 

 

 

 

 ” Teach her to:

 

Fetch your slippers & pipe

Massage your feet

Serve you ice cold beer & snacks

Sit quietly while you browse your favorite TV channels 

Respond to non-verbal cues , such as snapping your fingers

Answer “Yes dear” to any and all requests

Greet you at the door wearing nothing but cellophane wrap “

 

 

Good luck with that … LMAO

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Obama 60 Minutes Cold Open

SNL Cold Open 60 Minutes Obama

President Obama “enjoys” a second sitdown with Steve Kroft

Ebola Yes, Bagpipes No

 

 

 

 

” Thomas Eric Duncan has the distinction of being America’s Patient Zero – the first but not the last person to develop Ebola symptoms in the United States.

  Is he a US citizen? No, he’s Liberian.

  Is he a resident of the United States? No, he landed at Washington’s Dulles Airport on September 20th, in order to visit his sister and having quit his job in Monrovia a few weeks earlier.

  So he’s a single unemployed man with relatives in the US and no compelling reason to return to his native land. That alone is supposed to be cause for immigration scrutiny.

  In addition, visitors from Liberia have the fifth highest “visa overstay rate” in the United States. That’s to say, they understand very clearly that all that matters is getting in. Once you’re in, they’ll never get you out.

  And, of course, Liberia is one of the hottest spots of Ebola’s West African “hot zone”. It’s been all over the front pages, except apparently in The US Customs & Border Protection Staff Newsletter, where it rated a solitary “News In Brief” item at the foot of page 37.

  Just to give you an example of how hard-assed the boneheads of America’s immigration bureaucracy can be when they want to:

  The legendary Gord Sinclair, longtime news director of CJAD in Montreal, had a ski place near Jay in northern Vermont, and he invited his engineer on the show to come down and visit him. “What’s the purpose of your visit?” asked the agent at the small rural border post.

” Oh, just a relaxing weekend at my boss’ place,” said Gord’s colleague affably, and then chortled, “although I don’t know if it’ll be that relaxing. He’ll probably have me out in the yard chopping wood all day.”

  So the immigration agent refused him entry on the grounds that he would be working illegally in the United States.”

 

Nobody ridicules government incompetence and idiocy as well as Mark Steyn , read it all 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Party At The NSA” (Party In The U.S.A. By Miley Cyrus Parody) By Chocolate Ghost House

 

 

 

 

 

 

This video came out over a year ago but is no less relevant today … HT/LaughRight

Fox News Poll: Voters Reveal Which State They Want Kicked Out Of The Union

 

 

 

 

” There’s lots of talk about it. Last month, Scotland voted against it. In 2013, some residents in California, Colorado and Maryland signed petitions to do it. And Texas has toyed with the idea off and on for years. What is “it”? 

  Secession! 

  But it’s a lot more talk than anything else, according to a Fox News national poll that asked voters if they would support their state splitting off from the United States. Just nine percent said they would. 

  The poll also gave people another option: What if you could boot other states out of the union? 

  Nearly twice as many — 17 percent — liked that idea.

  Which state would be the first voted out? California. Of the voters willing to ditch a state or two, 53 percent pick the Golden State. 

  Next out the door is New York (25 percent), followed by Texas (20 percent) and Florida (11 percent). Respondents were allowed to name multiple states they wanted out of the union.”

 

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