Originally posted on Twitchy:
Michelle Obama announced via her Twitter feed that she’d be taking questions this morning at 11:05 a.m. EST on her always-absurd “Let’s move” campaign.
” Dana Loesch reported on a very disturbing diatribe from a Colorado Democrat in favor of a slew of gun control measures in that state. He had an interesting take on women’s ability to perceive threats to their safety, as well as a interesting, er…offensive list of “tactics” women at the University of Colorado can use to cope with being attacked.
“Oh, our aching sides! As Twitchy reported, President Obama’s DNC speech has been moved to a smaller venue, due to “weather.” Like with his dwindling crowd sizes at rallies, they totally meant to do that, you see.”
Were Dems paranoid that
Thursday would be #
EmptyChairDay at Stadium?
Were they worried about a new
hashtag # EmptyStadiumDay ?”
# EmptyStadiumDay The moment
when rise of Obama began to slow
and the planet began to heal “
The latest in Twarody comes in the form of #DemocratSongs .
Below are some samples to fire your imagination .
The Night the Lights Went Out in
Georgia (when they shut down the
coal-fired power plant)
# DemocratSongs Every Breath
You Take…I will Tax.
# DemocratSongs Don’t Stop
Believin’ (That This Time Socialism
Will Totally Work Out) # caring
I Will Survive [on Foodstamps]
# DemocratSongs These Guns Are
Made For Walking
# DemocratSongs While My 401K
# DemocratSongs – You Taxed Me
Hey, the Occupy National
Gathering has a hashtag: #
NatGat. Be a shame if something
happened to it. -jt
Some examples to start your week .
“If you think you can create a
public hashtag that won’t receive
any negative tweets, you’ve #
natgat much in the way of brains.”
“Have we figured out a preferred
manufacturer for rape tents yet?
We need to negotiate discounts! #
” # NatGat where is the crapping
on cop car seminar? @ “
Brighten your morning with a laugh at the Occutards expense .
Twarody time boys and girls . Join in or lurk and laugh , your choice . Either way enjoy the fun @
dminor85 Dead! RT @StacyOnTheRight: Gasp! RT @FigDrewton: #BetterThanAttendingDNConvention Sports Illustrated: Barney Frank Swimsuit Edition
NYCGuy2012 Being one of the 5 viewers who still watch CNN #BetterThanAttendingDNConvention
Earthfire9 RT @emaleroland: #BetterThanAttendingDNConvention Squeezing Nancy Pelosi’s butt cheeks and asking who’s your daddy?
Polliwogette RT @dminor85: Listening to Brett Favre and Anthony Weiner discuss photography #BetterThanAttendingDNConvention
…. to play with today ? Yes boys and girls you may .
Here is today’s bundle of joy from the unfunny conservative chorus …. #ObamasNextExecutiveOrder
Go see what your neighbors are saying and have a guffaw for the ride home ..
OBAMACARE WILL BE DECIDED BY
ford_russell RT @ThePeoplesCube: #ObamasNextExecutiveOrder Michelle will now be referred to as “Her Royal Highness, Duchess of Illinois”
theaugur #obamasnextexecutiveorder “in an effort to prevent partisan politics, elections will be decided by executive order”