Tag Archive: Humor


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Last Week Tonight With John Oliver: Ferguson, MO And Police Militarization (HBO)

 

 

 

 

Published on Aug 17, 2014

” In the wake of the shooting of Michael Brown in Ferguson, MO, John Oliver explores the racial inequality in treatment by police as well as the increasing militarization of America’s local police forces.”

 

 

 

The Sheik: Help Me Stay Rich Colorado

 

 

 

 

HT/ Instapundit

Sh%t Southern Women Say, Episode 4

 

 

 

 

Laughing At Pain: 14 More Hilariously Awful Sunburns

 

 

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” The dog days of summer are upon us, which means there is still plenty of time for knuckleheads to go outside without using sunscreen and get a nasty burn. We’re trying to warn you with this collection of hilarious sunburn photos, but we know you won’t listen anyway.”

 

 

 

   In case the reader requires further proof of the wisdom of sun protection take a gander at this one …

 

 

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   The other twelve equally disastrous examples of an unhealthy day at the beach can be viewed here . This post is a part two to one we did in June along the same lines … 13 Reasons to avoid falling asleep at the beach … LOL

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Just another of those sad/funny realities that have become so prevalent in Obama’s Amerika that leave the thinker wondering whether to laugh or cry .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

37 Times When One Tiny Grammar Or Spelling Fail Ruined EVERYTHING

 

 

 

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5. ” When Rachael Ray was exposed for the monster that she truly is”

 

 

 

She must have gotten cooking lessons from our president …

 

 

 

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10. ” When this guy maybe had one regert”

 

 

Nothing spells genius like a mis-spelled tattoo … see the other 35 funnies at Distractify 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In Just 54 Seconds, Jimmy Kimmel Totally Humiliates Barack Obama

 

 

 

 

” President Barack Obama cancelled his scheduled appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live (probably to attend more Los Angeles-area fundraisers) and Kimmel was not too happy. Watch (above) as he mocks President Obama about what his trip is all about.

  Kimmel even mentions Obama’s motorcade and the issues it caused! This is yet another sign that Obama has lost his Hollywood base.”

 

 

Thanks to The Political Insider

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Galaxy S 5 — Screen Envy

 

Published on Jul 21, 2014

” The Galaxy S 5’s 5.1″ HD display is the screen your friends wish they had — and now they’re lining up to watch over your shoulder. Learn more about The Next Big Thing at http://www.facebook.com/SamsungMobileUSA. “

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

See The So-Called ‘Honest’ Slogans Poking Fun At Some Of The World’s Biggest Firms

 

 

 

 

The Bic lighter must be the most pocketed item ever created … 

 

 

 

 

 

Who hasn’t experienced the giant bag of scented air posing as a flavored snack ?

 

 

 

 

 

Everybody’s a jock nowadays …

 

 

 

If only we could get this kind of truth in advertising in our politicians , then maybe we could institute some real change .

 

See more at the Daily Mail and follow the source at Honest Slogans

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Wisdom Of Ron Swanson

 

 

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For Those Times When You Need To Get Your Bait Way Out Past The Breakers

 

 

 

This is how they make those long casts in Russia … LOL 

38 Hilarious Warning Signs That Prove Human Beings Are Literally The Worst

 

 

 

 

 

We’ve all seen the nit-wits wearing hats like these but how many of you have seen this one ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

    Here are three dozen more signs such as these indicating to us that humanity has reached the apex of it’s evolutionary journey and is now backsliding towards a well-deserved purging of the gene pool .

Do we detect a hint of skepticism on the part of our readers ? Think we’ve overstated the danger of our present path towards idiocy ? Have one more sample then , before seeing the rest . You’ll weep for mankind .

 

 

 

Told you so …

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Bikini girls mess with each other in the sea .

From The Revolution

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

9 Simple Questions Will Help You Figure Out What Kind Of Career You Should Have

 

 

 

 

 

    Take the test here , but be forewarned the results may not be to your liking … LOL … I was told that I should be a fashion designer .  A f***ing fashion designer ? You’ve got to be kidding …

 

 

 

 

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  The following questions will tell you a little bit about yourself, especially in terms of what kind of career you are well-suited to. Answer honestly and you just may figure out what to do with the rest of your life!

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  This test is not based on any scientific study whatsoever. It is intended for fun only so do not treat the result too seriously :)

Answers

  You cannot change your answers – keep this in mind, but do not think about them too long.

Enjoy and share

  At the end of the quiz we will give you the result. You can share it with your friends :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This Kid Is Hysterical

 

 

 

   WARNING: Extreme Language , but you will laugh your a** off at this kid’s recollection of Mrs Harper’s 3rd grade class trip .

 

 

 

    Enjoy this young man’s tale of a class trip to the cotton fields of Montgomery county , Alabama in August , where he and all 28 0f his fellow black classmates got to pick cotton for free .

Here Kitty Kitty …

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Take This Quick Ten Question Test To Find Out

 

Are you a George Washington …

 

 

 

 

… Or a Barack Obama ?

 

 

“Do you know which president you are? Answer these 10 simple questions to find out!”

 

 

 

 

We were pleasantly surprised to get one of our heroes …

 

 

” You got:

George Washington

You are an amazing influencer and you have a mind that can revolutionize the world. Not only do you set the examples for everyone, but you can guide and show the way like no other! The Constitution is very important to you. Your thoughts and ideas about the world, though some may not like them, are the best and can change the world for the better! “

 

 

   As a test , after answering truthfully we ran through it again with different answers and got a very different result . Check yourself .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

AMERICAN – STRONG!

 

 

 

This isn’t a bad idea and would undoubtably piss off the PC crowd … LOL

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Kronies: Laughing All The Way To The Export-Import Bank

 

 

 

 

Published on Jun 16, 2014

” Get Konnected at http://thekronies.com/

  In this very special episode of “The Less You Know”, Johnny and Bobby learn a valuable lesson about campaign finance. 

  With a crucial re-authorization vote looming, the Representatives must decide whether or not to support the U.S. Export-Import Bank. Johnny and Bobby nearly make a terrible mistake, one that could endanger their political careers! 

  Luckily, Bankor and Ariel Stryker appear just in time to set the Reps straight…straight on the path to re-election. Including a special appearance by “the Big man” himself, this episode is sure to capture hearts, minds, and votes.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Find out just what kind of a**hole you really are … LOL

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Mind If I Play Through?

 

 

 

 

 

 That old duffer Obama , he’ll do anything to stay out of the sandbox , er , trap …

 

 

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