Tag Archive: Humor


25 Things You Don’t Understand About Long Island (Unless You’re From There)

 

 

 

 

 

” Long Island is easily one of the most misunderstood of all islands, especially the longer ones. And whether or not they’ve actually been there, every New Yorker has feelings about it. Strong feelings. The rumors are abundant — everyone is on steroids, Bob Costas was born fully formed in a lab in Commack — and sometimes even true.

  But the time has come for everyone to know the real deal. Laid out below are 25 things that will bring the soon-to-be-former home of the greatest NHL franchise of the early 1980s into significantly clearer focus.

1. You can buy beer anywhere that sells anything
Except, quite oddly, at liquor stores.

2. We didn’t all play lacrosse growing up
But we do all own lacrosse shorts.

3. Fire Island isn’t just full of naked people
It is full of Rocket Fuel, though.

4. Suffolk County and Nassau County are two very, very different places
And everyone knows Suffolk is so much better. RIGHT?!? #countyfight

5. Our pizza (especially slice joints) and bagels are consistently better and more plentiful than those in the city
Don’t even get us started on the pizza bagels!!!

6. And one fine example named Little Vincent’s puts cold cheese on top of the not-cold cheese
It’s very insane, and very perfect. Also there’re about three fights a night in that place.

7. We all love Billy Joel completely un-ironically
Even though he’s crashed his car into the front of most of our houses.

8. Half of the island had to go into therapy after having their area code changed from 516 to 631 in 1999
Many still consider 631 a grave mark of shame.

9. North Shore beaches basically suck; South Shore beaches are like real beaches, with sand and waves
And also guys walking up and down with a cooler, shouting, “Fudgie Wudgie bars!!!”.

10. All of those beaches are fantastic for drinking on, even though you’re not supposed to
Especially at night.”

 

 

Visit Thrillist to read the rest

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Spinning Or Stripping?

 

 

 

Magician Tries To Sell Weed To A Cop, Hilarity Ensues!

 

 

 

 

Calen Morelli has taken the magic world by STORM. His magic feels like a breath of fresh air to the magic community.

  He is a full-time performer, but first and foremost he is a creator. He has been called the most creative magician of his generation, and his debut effect DRESSCODE became a best seller overnight. Since that time, Calen has served as a creative consultant for David Blaine, Dynamo, and David Copperfield. “

 

Free Thought Project

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jodi Miller Presents NewsBusted

 

 

 

Published on Sep 4, 2014

” TOPICS:
– Race Relations
– President Obama
– Mexicans
– Senate Races
– CNN Layoffs
– IQ Scores
– Obama Marriage
– Fidel Castro
– NBC TV Series “Bad Judge”

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Starring: Jodi Miller
Production: Dialog New Media “

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” Chica the DogSpider has a fanpage!
https://www.facebook.com/chicathedogspider
Like for more mutant giant spider dog!! “

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Playing In The Dirt

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Last Week Tonight With John Oliver: Ferguson, MO And Police Militarization (HBO)

 

 

 

 

Published on Aug 17, 2014

” In the wake of the shooting of Michael Brown in Ferguson, MO, John Oliver explores the racial inequality in treatment by police as well as the increasing militarization of America’s local police forces.”

 

 

 

The Sheik: Help Me Stay Rich Colorado

 

 

 

 

HT/ Instapundit

Sh%t Southern Women Say, Episode 4

 

 

 

 

Laughing At Pain: 14 More Hilariously Awful Sunburns

 

 

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” The dog days of summer are upon us, which means there is still plenty of time for knuckleheads to go outside without using sunscreen and get a nasty burn. We’re trying to warn you with this collection of hilarious sunburn photos, but we know you won’t listen anyway.”

 

 

 

   In case the reader requires further proof of the wisdom of sun protection take a gander at this one …

 

 

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   The other twelve equally disastrous examples of an unhealthy day at the beach can be viewed here . This post is a part two to one we did in June along the same lines … 13 Reasons to avoid falling asleep at the beach … LOL

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Human Events

 

 

 

 

 

Just another of those sad/funny realities that have become so prevalent in Obama’s Amerika that leave the thinker wondering whether to laugh or cry .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

37 Times When One Tiny Grammar Or Spelling Fail Ruined EVERYTHING

 

 

 

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5. ” When Rachael Ray was exposed for the monster that she truly is”

 

 

 

She must have gotten cooking lessons from our president …

 

 

 

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10. ” When this guy maybe had one regert”

 

 

Nothing spells genius like a mis-spelled tattoo … see the other 35 funnies at Distractify 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In Just 54 Seconds, Jimmy Kimmel Totally Humiliates Barack Obama

 

 

 

 

” President Barack Obama cancelled his scheduled appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live (probably to attend more Los Angeles-area fundraisers) and Kimmel was not too happy. Watch (above) as he mocks President Obama about what his trip is all about.

  Kimmel even mentions Obama’s motorcade and the issues it caused! This is yet another sign that Obama has lost his Hollywood base.”

 

 

Thanks to The Political Insider

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Galaxy S 5 — Screen Envy

 

Published on Jul 21, 2014

” The Galaxy S 5’s 5.1″ HD display is the screen your friends wish they had — and now they’re lining up to watch over your shoulder. Learn more about The Next Big Thing at http://www.facebook.com/SamsungMobileUSA. “

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

See The So-Called ‘Honest’ Slogans Poking Fun At Some Of The World’s Biggest Firms

 

 

 

 

The Bic lighter must be the most pocketed item ever created … 

 

 

 

 

 

Who hasn’t experienced the giant bag of scented air posing as a flavored snack ?

 

 

 

 

 

Everybody’s a jock nowadays …

 

 

 

If only we could get this kind of truth in advertising in our politicians , then maybe we could institute some real change .

 

See more at the Daily Mail and follow the source at Honest Slogans

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Wisdom Of Ron Swanson

 

 

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For Those Times When You Need To Get Your Bait Way Out Past The Breakers

 

 

 

This is how they make those long casts in Russia … LOL 

38 Hilarious Warning Signs That Prove Human Beings Are Literally The Worst

 

 

 

 

 

We’ve all seen the nit-wits wearing hats like these but how many of you have seen this one ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

    Here are three dozen more signs such as these indicating to us that humanity has reached the apex of it’s evolutionary journey and is now backsliding towards a well-deserved purging of the gene pool .

Do we detect a hint of skepticism on the part of our readers ? Think we’ve overstated the danger of our present path towards idiocy ? Have one more sample then , before seeing the rest . You’ll weep for mankind .

 

 

 

Told you so …

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Bikini girls mess with each other in the sea .

From The Revolution

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

9 Simple Questions Will Help You Figure Out What Kind Of Career You Should Have

 

 

 

 

 

    Take the test here , but be forewarned the results may not be to your liking … LOL … I was told that I should be a fashion designer .  A f***ing fashion designer ? You’ve got to be kidding …

 

 

 

 

Questions

  The following questions will tell you a little bit about yourself, especially in terms of what kind of career you are well-suited to. Answer honestly and you just may figure out what to do with the rest of your life!

Fun

  This test is not based on any scientific study whatsoever. It is intended for fun only so do not treat the result too seriously :)

Answers

  You cannot change your answers – keep this in mind, but do not think about them too long.

Enjoy and share

  At the end of the quiz we will give you the result. You can share it with your friends :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This Kid Is Hysterical

 

 

 

   WARNING: Extreme Language , but you will laugh your a** off at this kid’s recollection of Mrs Harper’s 3rd grade class trip .

 

 

 

    Enjoy this young man’s tale of a class trip to the cotton fields of Montgomery county , Alabama in August , where he and all 28 0f his fellow black classmates got to pick cotton for free .

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