Tag Archive: Humor


Galaxy S 5 — Screen Envy

 

Published on Jul 21, 2014

” The Galaxy S 5′s 5.1″ HD display is the screen your friends wish they had — and now they’re lining up to watch over your shoulder. Learn more about The Next Big Thing at http://www.facebook.com/SamsungMobileUSA. “

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

About these ads

See The So-Called ‘Honest’ Slogans Poking Fun At Some Of The World’s Biggest Firms

 

 

 

 

The Bic lighter must be the most pocketed item ever created … 

 

 

 

 

 

Who hasn’t experienced the giant bag of scented air posing as a flavored snack ?

 

 

 

 

 

Everybody’s a jock nowadays …

 

 

 

If only we could get this kind of truth in advertising in our politicians , then maybe we could institute some real change .

 

See more at the Daily Mail and follow the source at Honest Slogans

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Wisdom Of Ron Swanson

 

 

Ron Swanson

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

For Those Times When You Need To Get Your Bait Way Out Past The Breakers

 

 

 

This is how they make those long casts in Russia … LOL 

38 Hilarious Warning Signs That Prove Human Beings Are Literally The Worst

 

 

 

 

 

We’ve all seen the nit-wits wearing hats like these but how many of you have seen this one ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

    Here are three dozen more signs such as these indicating to us that humanity has reached the apex of it’s evolutionary journey and is now backsliding towards a well-deserved purging of the gene pool .

Do we detect a hint of skepticism on the part of our readers ? Think we’ve overstated the danger of our present path towards idiocy ? Have one more sample then , before seeing the rest . You’ll weep for mankind .

 

 

 

Told you so …

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

شبكة عيون الإخبارية

 

 

 

 

Bikini girls mess with each other in the sea .

From The Revolution

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

9 Simple Questions Will Help You Figure Out What Kind Of Career You Should Have

 

 

 

 

 

    Take the test here , but be forewarned the results may not be to your liking … LOL … I was told that I should be a fashion designer .  A f***ing fashion designer ? You’ve got to be kidding …

 

 

 

 

Questions

  The following questions will tell you a little bit about yourself, especially in terms of what kind of career you are well-suited to. Answer honestly and you just may figure out what to do with the rest of your life!

Fun

  This test is not based on any scientific study whatsoever. It is intended for fun only so do not treat the result too seriously :)

Answers

  You cannot change your answers – keep this in mind, but do not think about them too long.

Enjoy and share

  At the end of the quiz we will give you the result. You can share it with your friends :)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This Kid Is Hysterical

 

 

 

   WARNING: Extreme Language , but you will laugh your a** off at this kid’s recollection of Mrs Harper’s 3rd grade class trip .

 

 

 

    Enjoy this young man’s tale of a class trip to the cotton fields of Montgomery county , Alabama in August , where he and all 28 0f his fellow black classmates got to pick cotton for free .

Here Kitty Kitty …

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 Take This Quick Ten Question Test To Find Out

 

Are you a George Washington …

 

 

 

 

… Or a Barack Obama ?

 

 

“Do you know which president you are? Answer these 10 simple questions to find out!”

 

 

 

 

We were pleasantly surprised to get one of our heroes …

 

 

” You got:

George Washington

You are an amazing influencer and you have a mind that can revolutionize the world. Not only do you set the examples for everyone, but you can guide and show the way like no other! The Constitution is very important to you. Your thoughts and ideas about the world, though some may not like them, are the best and can change the world for the better! “

 

 

   As a test , after answering truthfully we ran through it again with different answers and got a very different result . Check yourself .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

AMERICAN – STRONG!

 

 

 

This isn’t a bad idea and would undoubtably piss off the PC crowd … LOL

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Kronies: Laughing All The Way To The Export-Import Bank

 

 

 

 

Published on Jun 16, 2014

” Get Konnected at http://thekronies.com/

  In this very special episode of “The Less You Know”, Johnny and Bobby learn a valuable lesson about campaign finance. 

  With a crucial re-authorization vote looming, the Representatives must decide whether or not to support the U.S. Export-Import Bank. Johnny and Bobby nearly make a terrible mistake, one that could endanger their political careers! 

  Luckily, Bankor and Ariel Stryker appear just in time to set the Reps straight…straight on the path to re-election. Including a special appearance by “the Big man” himself, this episode is sure to capture hearts, minds, and votes.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Find out just what kind of a**hole you really are … LOL

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Mind If I Play Through?

 

 

 

 

 

 That old duffer Obama , he’ll do anything to stay out of the sandbox , er , trap …

 

 

Fore !

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ลุกฮือ’ปิดถนน!มวลมหาประชาเป็ด ฮือฮา!เป็ดนับเเสนตัวรวมตัวกันปิดถนน

 

 

 

Terrorist Kills His Partner With The Backblast From An RPG

 

 

 

 

Another terr gets a head start on his search for the “virgins” , thanks to his pal with the RPG . More poetic justice .

Last Week Tonight With John Oliver: FIFA And The World Cup

 

 

 

 

Published on Jun 8, 2014

” John Oliver’s excitement for the World Cup is tempered by knowing information about FIFA, the organization that produces it. John details the problems with the upcoming tournament and the staggering allegations of corruption against FIFA.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Killer Clown Returns Scare Prank!

 

 

     Regular readers may remember the original Killer Clown prank brought to you by DMPranksProductions that we posted last month . If not you can see it here . Diego and Matteo are at it again and the video above is their encore performance .

Killer Clown

Published on Jun 15, 2014

The psycho killer clown is back!
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Open this link from your iPhone to buy the Killer Clown Laugh ringtone: http://bit.ly/1n8qLvZ
*** Chainsaw was without blades/chain! ***

PART 1: http://youtu.be/8xSNiPx791A

Get this video done took about 3 weeks (90+ hours of work in total)

-Get the right victims has been the hardest part, we spent an insane amount of time talking with radios, choosing and waiting for good victims (young males) 

-Someone’s face is blurred out because he didn’t sign our release form

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CLOWN PART 1: http://youtu.be/8xSNiPx791A
FLAMETHROWER: http://youtu.be/3FztNNH9_vI
ZOMBIE MURDER: http://youtu.be/MkOGb5_ML_8

MUSIC: 

“House of horror”
http://audiojungle.net/item/house-of-…

Sound effects:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXOs3… “

From Jose Ahonen & Rudi Rok

 

 

 

 

Published on Jun 16, 2014

” Magician Jose Ahonen & Comedian and voice actor Rudi Rok ( http://www.youtube.com/rudirok )collaborated to find out! 
Jose Ahonen 
Twitter: @joseahonen 
http://www.taikuutta.com 
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Rudi Rok 
Twitter: @rudirok
http://www.rudirok.com
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Please tip if you liked! Bitcoin:
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VIDEO: College Students Asked To Help Get Hillary Out Of Debt; Their Reactions Are A Must Watch

 

 

 

 

” Hillary Clinton cried ‘woe is me’ as she lamented on the ‘fact’ that she and her husband Bill were not only dead broke when they left the White House, they were also, according to Hillary, in debt. Given the fact that they lived in the White House for 8 years with nearly all of their expenses paid, many have found that supposed fact that Hillary is trying to sell to be simple not believable. In addition, the fact that Hillary received an $8 million signing bonus for her memoirs soon after they left the White House makes her claim even more laughable.

  Charging $200,000 per speech, Bill and Hillary Clinton have raked in the dough to help pay for the houses that Hillary claims they struggled to afford. They have supposedly made over $100 million since they left the White House. 

  Caleb Bonham, from Campus Reform, ventured onto the Georgetown Campus in Washington, DC to collect donations from students for the “Hillary Clinton Fund for Broke Politicians.” The reactions from the students are quite funny and some of them have some choice words that address Hillary’s claim. The fund received a whopping $5.62 in total donations which, Campus Reform says, was sent to the Clintons posh residence in D.C.”

 

Many thanks to TPNN  , and be sure to check out the comments at Youtube , they’re hysterical .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Man Added Himself to Every Frame Of A Britney Spears Music Video

” Living fancy like Britney Spears isn’t easy. You have to work for it.

  Gal Volinez committed some serious time and effort to the task. He inserted himself into every scene of Spears’ video for “Work Bitch,” replacing the pop star with footage of himself. If this isn’t how you spent your weekend, you wasted your Saturday.”

 

Mashable

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Don’t Tread On Me

 

 

 

 

 

 

” I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business , patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no on-coming traffic …

… A carload of bearded , young , loud Muslims, shouting anti-American slogans , with a half-burned American flag duct taped to the trunk of their car and a “Remember 9-11″ slogan spray painted on the side , was stopped next to me …

… Suddenly they yelled , Praise Allah” and took off before the light changed. Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran directly over their car , crushing it completely and killing everyone in it …

… For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself , “Man … that could have been me ! ” …

… So today , bright and early , I went out and got a job as a truck driver . “

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pharrell Williams Happy

 

 

 

Published on May 1, 2014

” Inspired by Pharrell William’s International “Happy” Hit! Lot’s of dogs and cat playing at the beach. Special appearance from “DIDGA” aka ‘Worlds BEST Skateboarding Cat’ 

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Check out Didga’s skateboarding viral video (over 2.3 million views) here - http://youtu.be/YRbakPKgU5Y

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Story behind this video:
After a dog graduates my off leash training program, I’ll offer a “doggy outing service”. I pick up the dogs (usually between 8-12 dogs), take them to dog beaches or other dog friendly places, let them play together, while continuing to practice the training they’ve learned. I’ll rinse off any sand, trim their nails (if needed), then take them home. 2 1/2 year old Didga, aka ‘Worlds Best Skateboarding Cat’, who I adopted from the shelter at 13 weeks old has been joining us on the outings her whole life. Especially being a part of the group photos or videos I make. A GoPro camera was used for all the shots for this “Happy” video.

When I’m not on the group outings, Didga still joins me everywhere and loves riding in the car, at times she is very “dog like” sticking her head out the window as we drive down the road, riding on my stand-up paddle board or enjoying a little swim. Most cats don’t like being in water, BUT when she was young she didn’t react too negatively to water, so I took on a HUGE challenge of ‘desensitising’ her even more to the water. FYI – It was several months of patience and dedication to achieve what you see in the video. I’m a professional animal trainer so PLEASE don’t try getting your cat to swim at home.

Although I don’t make any money directly from this video because I used the “Happy” song, I couldn’t think of any other song that goes so perfectly with the – HAPPY DOGS!” 

Thanks for the Likes, comments (I read them), shares and SUBSCRIBING. Check out my other videos, (6+ million views) I’m just getting started, so more videos on the way.

Thanks, Robert And Didga

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Filmed mostly at Currumbin Dog Beach”

 

HT/PetDoof

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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