Tag Archive: Humor


FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

 

Islamist Slacker

 

 

 

” Putting the nation on alert against what it has described as a “highly credible terrorist threat,” the FBI announced today that it has uncovered a plot by members of al-Qaeda to sit back and enjoy themselves while the United States collapses of its own accord.

  Multiple intelligence agencies confirmed that the militant Islamist organization and its numerous affiliates intend to carry out a massive, coordinated plan to stand aside and watch America’s increasingly rapid decline, with terrorist operatives across the globe reportedly mobilizing to take it easy, relax, and savor the spectacle as it unfolds.

“ We have intercepted electronic communication indicating that al-Qaeda members are actively plotting to stay out of the way while America as we know it gradually crumbles under the weight of its own self-inflicted debt and disrepair,” FBI Deputy Director Mark F. Giuliano told the assembled press corps. “If this plan succeeds, it will leave behind a nation with a completely dysfunctional economy, collapsing infrastructure, and a catastrophic health crisis afflicting millions across the nation. We want to emphasize that this danger is very real.”

“ And unfortunately, based on information we have from intelligence assets on the ground, this plot is already well under way,” he added.”

The Onion has all the details on this nefarious plot

HT/Instapundit

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The Funny Side Of The News From Jodi Miller And MRCTV

 

 

 

 

Published on Apr 14, 2014

” TOPICS:
– Kathleen Sebelius Resigns
– Healthcare.gov
– Al Sharpton
– Hank Aaron
– Topless Woman Ransacks McDonald’s
– Wife of Jesus?
– Dallas IRS Office
– Rock and Roll Hall of Fame

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Starring: Jodi Miller
Production: Dialog New Media “

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here Are 18 Beauty Ads From The Past That Would Result In Mass Protests Today.

 

 

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” Throughout history, a lot have things have changed in our society. Groups of people have gained rights and, in general, we are more open minded and progressive.

  There was a time, however, when advertisements were a little more aggressive than they are today. Modern advertisements still pressure men and women to look a certain way, but at least they try not to use the word “chubby.” Some of these may be … slightly offensive.”

See the others at Viral Nova

Jodi Miller Presents The Humorous Side Of The News

 

 

 

Published on Apr 10, 2014

” TOPICS:
– GOP Immigration Deal
– Republican Insiders
– Tea Party
– Congressman Jim Moran
– Drug Tunnels
– George Soros
– Dunkin’ Donuts
– Starbucks
– Common Core

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Starring: Jodi Miller
Production: Dialog New Media “

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Southwest Attendant Gets Ovation From Passengers For Hilarious Safety Routine

 

 

 

 

US Airways Is Also In The News , But For An X-rated Tweet 

 

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” US Airways tweets graphic photo of nude woman to customers, then apologizes

  A photo of a naked woman lying with a toy plane between her legs was publicly shared by the airline late Monday afternoon while responding to disgruntled customers who were angry about a recent flight delay.”

The Frisky has the uncensored version and below is US Air’s apology tweet

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More Political Street Art At Masters

 

 

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“Sub Par” Indeed 

 

” The image can be seen in several places including at the main entrance of Augusta Country Club, on electrical boxes, on resident lawns, and near the local mall. Another similar poster around town shows the president in golf gear next with the words : “If you like your handicap you can keep your handicap.” “

 

Breitbart has video at the jump

 

 

 

 

Saturday Night Live Presents Undercover Sharpton

 

 

 

SNL Undercover Sharpton

 

 

 

 

S39 E19 | Highlight | Post Date: 04/13/14 | 3:43

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Dublin On Two-And-A-Half Million Dollars A Day

 

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”  A couple of weeks back, I remarked on the cost of President Obama’s day-trip to Brussels, accompanied by 900 flunkeys and a 45-car motorcade. In fairness to Obama, the President is a public official of the Government of the United States: I do believe he’s even mentioned in the Constitution. You will search that document in vain for any mention of the office of “First Lady” or “First Offspring”. Nevertheless:

  The documents reveal that taxpayers spent a total of at least $7,921,638.66 on the first lady’s trip. She departed for the Dublin tour on Air Force Two after accompanying the president on a meeting with Northern Ireland youth.

  So “Air Force Two” has to be on hand to get Mrs Obama, Sasha and Malia the one hundred miles from Belfast to Dublin. For the purposes of comparison, flying the entire Royal Family around for a year costs taxpayers £3,101,771 (that’s the Queen, princes, dukes, the lot). Three million quid plus change works out to about $5,194,347.37. In other words, for the cost of two days in Dublin with three members of the Obama family you can keep the entire House of Windsor in the air for a year.”

As usual , do yourself a favor and read it all

From The Colbert Report

 

 

 

Colbert Common Core

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Some Humorous Insights Into What Ales You

 

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” One of the true joys of life is kicking back with a cold beer and letting the worries of life melt away.

  But before you drift off into the bliss of a brewsky-induced buzz, take a minute to ponder what your happy hour go-to really says about who you are.

  This comic from comedian Steve Adams, via Bite.ca, proves that pilsner fans are a whole different species than lager-lovers.”

 

 

 

Read the rest and as a bonus get some tips on creative ways to repurpose your empties .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Saturday Night Live Cold Open – GM Corruption And The CEO’s Testimony Before Congress

 

 

 

SNL Cold Open GM Hearings

 

 

 

” GM CEO Mary Barra discusses the transparency of the “New GM” and takes questions about the Chevy Cobalt’s defective ignition switch.
Available Until 04/05/34

Appearing:

Kate McKinnon
Taran Killam
Cecily Strong
Bobby Moynihan
Tags: Saturday Night Live, SNL, Anna Kendrick, Kate McKinnon, GM, Chevy Cobalt

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jodi Miller On The Events Of The Day Funny Style

 

 

 

Published on Apr 3, 2014

” TOPICS:
– Obamacare
– Warren Buffett Bracket
– Jimmy Carter
– Chris Christie
– California Prisons
– Ed Schultz
– Ann Coulter
– Siegfried and Roy Tiger Dies

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Starring: Jodi Miller
Production: Dialog New Media “

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Police Man Puts His Hand Up To Slow Down Motor Biker, But Instead…

 

 

 

 

This is funny stuff . Watch the other cop’s reaction . It’s priceless .

HT/Free Thought Project

Some Friday Morning Humor (200 pics) From Failblog Via WFTV

 

 

 

Some might argue that there is nothing wrong with this one …

 

 

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But there’s no denying the error in this shot …

 

 

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No explanation necessary …

 

 

 

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View the other 197 fails here and start your day with a smile .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jimmy Fallon Mocks Obamacare Sign-Up Numbers

 

 

Jimmy Fallon Mocks Obamacare

 

 

 

” Jimmy Fallon mocked President Obama‘s victory lap on Obamacare on Tuesday, after the president proudly announced that the healthcare.gov website received over 7 million sign-ups.

” It’s amazing what you can achieve when you make something mandatory and fine people if they don’t do it and then keep extending the deadline for months,” Fallon said, as his audience applauded. “It’s like a Cinderella story. It’s just a beautiful thing. You make everyone do it.” “

 

See The Examiner for more

 

 

 

 

 

 

12 Simple April Fools’ Day Pranks

 

 

” April Fools’ Day is upon us, which means a prank could be lurking ’round every corner, chair or potentially Saran-wrapped door.

If you didn’t plan the greatest, most YouTube-worthy prank of all time, no worries. You can still fool your friends and family with pranks that require little effort and yield big laughs. (From you, at least.)

This year, forget blasting your mom’s car with Post-it notes and settle for a simpler prank. Check out these easy gags you can pull together before the day’s end.

But don’t blame the Internet if your friends shun you for a few days — it’s tough to forgive someone for a donut full of mayonnaise.”

 

 

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1. Paint a bar of soap with clear nail polish to prevent it from lathering.

See the other helpful April Fool hints here and see also: “50 amazingly epic pranks

Healthcare.gov Meeting Cold Open

 

 

SNL Cold Open 3.29 Obamacare

 

 

 

 

” S39 | Highlight | Post Date: 03/30/14 | 5:03 “

Jodi Miller & MRCTV Offer This Twin Bill For The Week Of March 24-28

 

 

 

NewsBusted 3.25.14

 

 

 

Published on Mar 24, 2014

” Topics:
– March Madness
– Obamacare
– Vladimir Putin
– Ellen DeGeneres
– Jimmy Fallon
– Kevin Trudeau
– Jimmy Carter
– Voter Fraud “

 

 

 

 

 

 

NewsBusted 3.28.14

 

 

 

Published on Mar 27, 2014

” Topics:
– 2016 Campaign
– Hillary Clinton
– Weather Drone
– Al Gore
– Pinkberry
– American Physical Society
– White House Pastry Chef
– Actor Chris Pine Drunk Driving
– Obamacare and Latinos “

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Twerking Your Way Through College

 

 

Miley Cyrus "Bangerz Tour" - Tour Opener - Vancouver, BC

 

 

 

” Skidmore College in Saratoga Springs has a new academic discipline for America’s scholars:

  The course, called The Sociology of Miley Cyrus: Race, Class, Gender and Media, is a 251-level special topics course taught by Visiting Assistant Professor of Sociology Carolyn Chernoff. The professor encourages students to look past the colon in her course title and see what the class is really about.

In the photograph at right, it’s actually not that difficult to see past the colon.

  Skidmore junior Layla Lakos, a sociology/philosophy major, first heard about the new Miley course on Facebook. Lakos laughed, but was intrigued all the same.

” You can study a lot of things based on Miley,” she said. “She represents how transient wealth and fame can be, and shows how possible it is to change your image.”

  One of the easiest ways to understand how transient wealth is is to invest a six-figure sum in Twerk State University. The Atlantic reports on “the least valuable colleges and majors in America“:

  The self-reported earnings of art majors from Murray State are so low that after two decades, a typical high school grad will have out-earned them by nearly $200,000. “

 

~ Since we’re talking about The Atlantic, a few years ago, back when I was the magazine’s obituarist, a New Hampshire neighbor of mine called me up and said they were considering mortgaging the family homestead because their daughter wanted to go to Columbia Journalism School. Her ambition was to be an editor at The Atlantic and, as I wrote for the magazine, they thought I might have some useful advice for her. I don’t have a degree from Columbia Journalism School or even Murray State University; I don’t have a high-school diploma. Apparently, that’s fine if you want to write a column for the magazine, but to copy-edit the same column, and to correct any Canadian spellings I may have slipped in, your parents need to mortgage the home your family’s lived in for the last two-and-a-quarter centuries.”

 

 

Make this your mandatory Saturday morning read … Mr Steyn is spot on , as usual .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Colbert Tries to Distance Himself From Tweet That Was Based on His Own Words

 

 

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” Comedy Central’s Stephen Colbert found himself at the center of a controversy on Thursday stemming from a racially insensitive tweet posted to The Colbert Report Twitter account. The well-known satirist  tried to distance himself from the tweet (now deleted) early Friday morning – even though it was almost a direct quote from his Wednesday night show.” MP3 audio here.]

  The Colbert Report Twitter account may not be controlled by Colbert. Indeed, the people behind the account called it “a Comedy Central promotional account, with no oversight from Stephen or his show.” But here’s the thing –  their offensive tweet was based on a line that came straight out of Colbert’s mouth on his Wednesday night show.”

 

 

Newsbusters has more on Colbert’s latest foray into the racist humor swamp .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Between Two Americas

 

 

 


” Thanks to the miracles of modern technology, Dinesh D’Souza got to ask Obama a few questions this week a la Zach Galifianakis. Much like Zach’s interview with the President, things got heated when D’Souza pressed Obama on his failed healthcare system, his criticisms of D’Souza’s 2016 film, and other hot button issues.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Taikuutta Koirille – Magic For Dogs

 

 

 

Published on Mar 21, 2014

” Do dogs react to magic? Watch as magician & mentalist Jose Ahonen vanished some dog treats under their noses. By the way, all the dogs got treats before and after the trick :)

Part II coming soon, be sure to subscribe to be the first to see it!

Reagoivatko koirat taikuuteen? Katso, kuinka taikuri & mentalisti Jose Ahonen kadottaa koirien herkut aivan kuonon edestä. Kaikki koirat saivat herkkuja ennen ja jälkeen tempun!

www: http://www.taikuutta.com
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Taikur…
Twitter: @joseahonen “

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

With Apologies To Our Cat-Loving Readers

 

 

Don’t try this at home , ladies and gentlemen . LOL

 

‘How To Poo On A Date’ Wins Odd Book-Title Prize

 

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” A guide to coping with an awkward romantic moment has been awarded a prize for the year’s oddest book title.

Humorous self-help book “How to Poo on a Date: The Lovers’ Guide to Toilet Etiquette” triumphed Friday in the quirky Diagram Prize.

Organizers said the book, published by Prion Press, received 30 percent of votes in an online ballot. It beat other finalists including “Are Trout South African” and “Working Class Cats: The Bodega Cats of New York City.” “

 

More here for those who haven’t gotten enough already

 

 

 

 

 

 

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