25 Best Political Jokes Of The Month
1. Jon Stewart
“I wouldn’t be surprised if President Obama learned Osama bin Laden had been killed when he saw himself announce it on television.”
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What If A Republican President Did These 9 Things?
What if…
” Richard Nixon didn’t just have an enemies list but a personal “kill list” and claimed the right to kill Americans without trial, even though he promised not to do so?”
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… Mitt Romney for President
” Republican candidate and former governor Mitt Romney is a leader of tremendous character, whose ability to turn around enterprises, talent for overcoming partisanship, and commitment to his country make him worthy of becoming the next president of the United States. The following are characteristics displayed by Mitt Romney, based on his record.
#1. Mitt Romney graduated from Harvard University with a degree from the prestigious J.D.-M.B.A. program, which is the graduate education of the last two presidents combined.
#2. Mitt Romney governed a state whose schools ranked first nationally in education.
#4. Bain Capital helped turn around numerous struggling businesses that went on to become prosperous and successful, such as: Burger King, Sealy, Sports Authority, Staples, Brookstone, Burlington Coat Factory, Clear Channel, Domino’s Pizza, Houghton Mifflin, Dunkin’ Donuts, The Weather Channel, Guitar Center, and the Hospital Corporation of America.
#6. As governor of Massachusetts, Romney turned a $3 billion deficit into a $700 millionbudget surplus in less than two years.
#7. Governor Romney was granted emergency gubernatorial powers and slashed unsustainable spending levels by hundreds of millions of dollars.
#14. Romney cut taxes 19 times, and they were only raised in Massachusetts when his governor’s veto was overridden. The governor used fees to help close the state’s $3 billion budget shortfall.
#18. Mitt Romney has given nearly 13.5% of his income to charity over the last twenty years, $4 million in 2011 alone. Much of his donations was given to his church. “
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” The president has taken credit for killing Osama bin Laden, but has only said he will hold those accountable responsible for the
terrorist attack at Benghazi . “
Hilarious: Teleprompterless Obama’s 51-Second “Uhh” Debate Compilation
If all you are is a puppet you have no desires , only reactions to the string-pullers .
“When someone wants something really bad, they truly dedicate themselves to it. Look at Steve Jobs tireless obsession with success at Apple, or Mark Zuckerberg’s unparalleled determination to make Facebook big; we just aren’t seeing that in President Obama with his bid for re-election. Consider these points:”
…Because of His Schedule?
“Woodhouse says Democrats are “trying to be realistic about expectations” because the president is “lucky to be able to devote three consecutive hours to debate preparation.”
… Obama has held more fundraisers during his term by this past March than the five preceding presidents …combined. He completed his 100th round of golf as president by June. He’s met with 25 B-list Hollywood celebrities to prep them on how to campaign for him. He’s mingled with A-listers Jay-Z, Beyoncé, Sarah Jessica Parker, and Vogue Editor Anna Wintour. He’s set one night fundraising records with buddies George Clooney, DreamWorks Animations’ Jeffrey Katzenberg, Robert Downey Jr., Salma Hayek, Tobey Maguire, and Barbara Streisand. He’s spurned Israeli Prime Minister in favor of Late Night Bro David Letterman in the wake of Middle Eastern turmoil, which resulted in the death of the United States Ambassador to Libya, Christopher Stevens…”
Beware the “Fundamental Change”
“Hope and change” sounded so uplifting to so many Americans after years of the mainstream media railing against “Bush” war policies that Obama continued almost to the letter W. When President Obama was elected to office, and enjoyed support even among presumably racist Republicans, the sky was the limit. Yet as one might infer from a Saul Alinsky handbook for radicals, the devil is in the details.
Overconfident Congressional Democrats are now providing those details for a second Obama term, and all voting Americans should be afraid. Be very afraid.”
Jay-Z Wants Less Government, But Supports Obama Because He’s Black
“Frustrating. Jay-Z likes Barack Obama as the leader of the United States not because of his policies, but because he’s black.”
“The part that is frustrating is that Jay-Z is judging Obama not by the content of his character, but by the color of his skin (heard this before?), because all signs point to a more conservative or libertarian rap mogul and not a guy that a large percentage of the country thinks is about to fall over to the socialist side of the fence.”
… American People’s Trust in
Pro-bama Media Crumbling
“The American people’s trust in the Obama lapdog media is crumbling, which shouldn’t be a surprise for anyone who reads news from both the right and the left side of the
aisle. The new low of 40% “fair amount/ great deal” of confidence in the media reported by Gallup signals the jig is up for the pretend non-partisan media.
The decline in ratings comes mostly from Republicans and Independents, as Hot Air
reports . Mainstream media trust from Independents has dropped from 50% to 31% since 2004.”
Pledge Allegiance to Obama
“We may never understand the celebrity love affair with Barack Obama, but nevertheless, they waste no time in making it known. Where once we students proudly placed our hands over our hearts to respect our nation’s flag, over which millions of good folks have fallen in battle to defend …Jessica Alba now says that we should pledge allegiance to Obama.”
“By now, just about anyone following the race for the 2012 election has heard about Mitt’s ‘gaffe’, concerning what he thinks about the 47% of Americans that are strapped to the US welfare state. Yes, to a large portion of that 47%, the statement might have seemed difficult to hear; and, the common take on Mitt’s words could make the fight for the White House just a little bit more difficult for the Romney campaign”
“WWIII. It’s a term people throw around loosely nowadays in this world in which many Americans take for granted. September 11,
2001 now seems to be a distant memory for many. With several buildings down, thousands killed, and America in fear of what could happen next, the majority of Americans seemed content
having a stronger presence abroad. But now, that sentiment has changed dramatically, and it
appears as if the loosely thrown around WWIII is not really all that far off.”
NBC…Nothing But Crap
“Blowing It: NBC Ignores WTC Moment of Silence To Talk Kardashians, Boob Jobs UPDATE: NBC Defends Decision“
“Talk about blowing it.
At 8:46 AM, in New York City and at the White House in Washington DC, there was a moment of silence to remember when the first plane hit the World Trade Center on September 11, 2001. In New York, the NYPD, FDNY, Port Authority Police and the families of the victims were present, while in Washington the President and the First Lady led the moment.”
ABC’s Good Morning America, and CBS This Morning managed to carry the moment of silence. Fox News, MSNBC, and CNBC all carried it. Even the NY Stock Exchange observed a moment of silence.
But that didn’t stop some fools at NBC from airing a Today Show interview with Kris Jenner talking about her boob job and quite possibly the most meaningless show in the history of television, Keeping Up With the Kardashian’s. (Do we even really know why the Kardashian’s are famous?)”
” ABC News breaks a story that one of the three featured speakers supposedly deprived of a job by Bain Capital is just a union negotiator who never worked for a Bain-financed company. The Democrat Party deliberately misrepresented steel union negotiator David Foster as someone who worked under the Romney-controlled Bain Capital.”
” Jennifer Granholm DNC Speech: Really Strange Podium Explosion”
“Jennifer Granholm, the former Governor of Michigan, gave a speech Thursday, during the
DNC. Needless to say, videos are popping up all over the web (including here) …and for good
reason. Liberal media sources are calling it ‘electrifying’.Conservatives aren’t exactly sure what to call it.”
