This new webpage solves all the HealthCare.gov problems . Click on the graphic to be taken to the site and then just click on Apply Now … LOL
* This Is A Parody Site … Don’t Be Afraid To Click Through The Headline Or The Graphic … You’ll Be Glad You Did … LOL
“ Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood ripped into ObamaCare during their 2013 CMA Awards opening on Tuesday.
The pair kicked off a rant about the faulty Affordable Care Act website after the country crooner “injured” himself “twerking.” “
Funny stuff … “Obamacare by morning , over six people served ” … LOL
I Am Proud to Lead You Men to the
“At ease, men.
As your battalion commanders and
General Axelrod have already briefed
you, you embark today on an important
mission to the Af-Pak Theater. The
success of this mission will not only
insure the future of democracy and
human civilization, but also my Gallup
net favorable index. I have every
confidence that you will succeed in this
great educational field trip, because you
represent the finest right-sized,
nonviolent time killing force ever
Arrayed behind me are the mighty
Minivans of Democracy that you will
soon be loading. These are America’s
great 5-star crash rating arsenal of
multilateral understanding. And as your
supreme commander-in-chief, it is my
great honor, privilege, and turn to serve
as your pool driver, because Michelle
has her Pilates class this afternoon. Now,
as our rendezvous with destiny
approaches, let me say that I am every
bit as proud of you fine young soldiers
and Marines as I am when I take Malia
and Sasha to gymnastics. Okay, let’s all
pair up with a buddy and line up double
file for the vans.
While everyone is buckling their safety
belts, I would like to take a few minutes
to adjust the rear view mirror and
remind you why you are going on this
mission. As I have allegedly always said,
Afghanistan is war of necessity. But as
your supreme commander, I know that
in planning wars and field trips we must
never act rashly. Remember when Mr.
Bush had that flat tire at Camp Iraq?
That is why I solicited the advice of my
top field commanders. I asked General
McChrystal what he needed from me to
show 110% commitment to mission
success. He told me 40,000 battle ready
By the way, who needs hand sanitizer?
Thanks To News World Wide For Pointing Us To This Video
Courtesy of Big Hairy News
We are treated to our ” Jug-eared” President’s homage to Neil Armstrong , this time from a different angle .
Sorry folks we are a day or two late on this one but there are still some laughs to be had if like us you were busy over the weekend .
Courtesy of Twitchy we can now expound on the literary attributes of the Obama legacy .
” Conservatives took to Twitter tonight, continuing to poke fun at President Barack Obama after he revealed the biggest mistake of his first term was botching the story of his presidency.
That’s okay, Mr. President; we took care of it for you. After a quick early day blast of #ObamaStories , followed by #ObamaFirstTermStories,
Twitter users hadn’t run out of gas, playfully coining #ObamaBooks. ”
Check out some of the wisdom at #ObamaBooks
# ObamaBooks The Gunrunner
Always Brings Twice
# ObamaBooks Kenya Recover
From a Bush Economy?
# ObamaBooks Something Statist
This Way Comes
Good , clean conservative humor … Enjoy
Today Harvey over at IMAO treats to fun facts about California . Part of their ongoing series regarding our “57″
varieties , er , states .
” * California used to be covered by thick forests of giant redwood trees, but these have all been cut down to make nightsticks for beating black motorists.
* The state motto of California is “Eureka!”, a Greek word meaning “Dude!”
* More turkeys are raised in California than in any other state, and most of them get released from Hollywood during the summer.
* The Hollywood Bowl is the world’s largest outdoor amphitheater. Just to clarify a common misconception, no special shoes are required. You’re thinking of the Hollywood Bowl-o-Ram “