How can you argue with this ?
” The NSA has issued a Public Announcement today saying that everyone who owns a laptop, cell phone, smart TV, and any other modern social device with video recording, is advised to clean their camera lens regularly.
An unnamed member of the NSA has released the statement through their Twitter account adding that “It’s really not good for morale when you see a chick in her bedroom through the laptop, and the camera lens blurs the image because of a smudge or something, especially when she’s pretty hot.” The NSA Twitter account later stated that “if you are under a 5 out of 10 on the hotness scale then you can disregard the advisory.”
This is not the first very open statement the NSA has made in recent months when they released a tweet saying, “You know what? Everyone knows we’re watching, so we might as well save billions on secrecy and be blatant about it. I mean, the cat’s out of the bag and we, as a tax-powered institution, should just admit it.”
There have also been hundreds of complaints recently from all collective genders about receiving random and untraceable phone texts while at home, asking the recipients things like, “Turn around a few times” and “It’s a little warm for that sweater, don’t you think?”
When asked about the recent unprofessional attitude they officially state that “it’s 2015, so get with the times, this is the new standard of government professionalism.”
” If Elvis Presley was alive he would be celebrating his 80th birthday on January 8th. Here is a selection of Photoshopped images of other dead pop stars and how they might look if they were still alive today.
The king of rock ‘n’ roll died on August 16, 1977 aged 42 at Graceland, his mansion in Memphis.”
The Telegraph has the photos of Elvis and many others as they may have appeared in their dotage . Check it out here .
So you can be molded into a state approved homogenous drone …
How do you like it now ?
The Bic lighter must be the most pocketed item ever created …
Who hasn’t experienced the giant bag of scented air posing as a flavored snack ?
Everybody’s a jock nowadays …
If only we could get this kind of truth in advertising in our politicians , then maybe we could institute some real change .
Freedom to blunder or free stuff to plunder … the choice is yours … but there’s no going back …
This isn’t a bad idea and would undoubtably piss off the PC crowd … LOL
Find out just what kind of a**hole you really are … LOL