Tag Archive: Photoshop


From We The People

 

 

 

 

How can you argue with this ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Texas Conservatives Provide All The Proof We Need

 

 

 

 

 

 

” Howard Dean thinks Governor Scott Walker isn’t qualified to be President because he doesn’t have a college degree.. really what does having a college degree prove… President Obama has one and he is as incompetent a President as we’ve ever had.. and if Howard Dean thinks having a college degree in some reality proves you’re smart.. well we submit to him as indisputable evidence to the contrary the following... “

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

… Clean Your Camera Lens!

 

 

 

 

 

” The NSA has issued a Public Announcement today saying that everyone who owns a laptop, cell phone, smart TV, and any other modern social device with video recording, is advised to clean their camera lens regularly.

  An unnamed member of the NSA has released the statement through their Twitter account adding that “It’s really not good for morale when you see a chick in her bedroom through the laptop, and the camera lens blurs the image because of a smudge or something, especially when she’s pretty hot.” The NSA Twitter account later stated that “if you are under a 5 out of 10 on the hotness scale then you can disregard the advisory.”

  This is not the first very open statement the NSA has made in recent months when they released a tweet saying, “You know what? Everyone knows we’re watching, so we might as well save billions on secrecy and be blatant about it. I mean, the cat’s out of the bag and we, as a tax-powered institution, should just admit it.”

  There have also been hundreds of complaints recently from all collective genders about receiving random and untraceable phone texts while at home, asking the recipients things like, “Turn around a few times” and “It’s a little warm for that sweater, don’t you think?”

  When asked about the recent unprofessional attitude they officially state that “it’s 2015, so get with the times, this is the new standard of government professionalism.”

 

Thanks to Chedoh at The People’s Cube

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

How Dead Pop Stars Might Look Now If They Were Still Alive, In Pictures

 

 

What dead pop stars would look like now

 

 

 

” If Elvis Presley was alive he would be celebrating his 80th birthday on January 8th. Here is a selection of Photoshopped images of other dead pop stars and how they might look if they were still alive today.

The king of rock ‘n’ roll died on August 16, 1977 aged 42 at Graceland, his mansion in Memphis.”

 

 

    The Telegraph has the photos of Elvis and many others as they may have appeared in their dotage . Check it out here .

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Paws In The City

 

 

“I don’t always make a mess …

 

 

 

 

… But when I do , I sit like a boss while you clean it up.”

 

 

 

Ah , the dog’s life

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

From World Animal Foundation

 

 

 

“Dogs Do Speak , But Only To Those That Know How To Listen”

… Are You Safer Than You Were Four Years Ago ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Puppies Woofs

 

 

 

 

 

The most powerful anti-depressant in the world has four paws and a wagging tail … 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rightwing News

   ” With unemployment at record high levels , I’d like to give 12 million illegal aliens the right to compete with you for jobs .”

Hmm , now what could his motive be ? Purely humanitarian , no doubt .

Another Facebook Gem …

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Men In Denim Built This Land …

 

  … Men In Suits Destroyed It 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

From Facebook

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

From Lew Rockwell

 

 

 

 

 

 

   So you can be molded into a state approved homogenous drone …

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Playing In The Dirt

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Right Wing News

 

 

 

When I’m pissed with the government …

 

 

 

 

 

… My first thought isn’t to steal a 60″ plasma TV 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Right Wing News

 

 

 

 

 

How do you like it now ?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

From The Patriot Post Via Rightwing News

 

 

 

 

 

John Kerry … wrong before , wrong now , wrong always …

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

See The So-Called ‘Honest’ Slogans Poking Fun At Some Of The World’s Biggest Firms

 

 

 

 

The Bic lighter must be the most pocketed item ever created … 

 

 

 

 

 

Who hasn’t experienced the giant bag of scented air posing as a flavored snack ?

 

 

 

 

 

Everybody’s a jock nowadays …

 

 

 

If only we could get this kind of truth in advertising in our politicians , then maybe we could institute some real change .

 

See more at the Daily Mail and follow the source at Honest Slogans

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Wisdom Of Ron Swanson

 

 

Ron Swanson

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

RightWing News

 

 

 

 

 

 Freedom to blunder or free stuff to plunder … the choice is yours … but there’s no going back …

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here Kitty Kitty …

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

AMERICAN – STRONG!

 

 

 

This isn’t a bad idea and would undoubtably piss off the PC crowd … LOL

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Guns-And-Humor.Tumblr

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Find out just what kind of a**hole you really are … LOL

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Imagine … If You Will , A President Who Orders The Collection Of Virtually Every Fact About American Citizens , Yet …

 

 

 

 

 

 

… Has All Of His Own Records Sealed By Court Order Before Running For President

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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