24 Tweets Tell the #Benghazi Whistleblowers’ Story
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https://twitter.com/ag_greer/status/290307001408434176
https://twitter.com/iCoachTDs/status/290303840975220736
https://twitter.com/wayward_okie/status/290315702215270400
https://twitter.com/Btpetrina/status/290307372788875264
Miss New York Mallory Hagan won the Miss America pageant tonight. The clincher? Her views on guns. She opposes armed guards in schools because she doesn't want to "fight violence with violence," and she apparently wants guns "locked up."
https://twitter.com/ACarolineCook/status/290303950442348545
https://twitter.com/BethanyBowra/status/290304256983052288
https://twitter.com/KeelyHardcastle/status/290309443403522048
https://twitter.com/CountryGal_IL/status/290307586543198208
https://twitter.com/juju10bee/status/290317286085115904
https://twitter.com/lizzzevansss/status/290304282895478784
https://twitter.com/Lizzy_J_LoveBug/status/290304304609390593
It's elementary, dear:
https://twitter.com/BryanGarten/status/290304151387258880
In related news: Staten Island, N.Y. residents voted for armed guards…
Paul Ryan sipped from a cup and looked like a beleaguered altar boy.
Fair or not, those were just two characterizations of Thursday’s vice presidential debate on Twitter, where a Greek chorus of jokesters kept up a witty commentary throughout the 90-minute event. As with any live TV event in the social media age, the people of Twitter let no gaffe or verbal tic go unnoticed.
Here are 25 of our favorites:
Best zingers from VP debate
Jeffrey Wisenbaugh – Biden is yelling less. I think it’s getting closer to his bed time. #sleepy #VPDebate
Ana Marie Cox – I actually happen to have “malarkey” in the drinking game! Oh geez…
Jill Morris – The VP candidates get to sit because they’re exhausted from standing up for our values. #VPDebate
Morgan Murphy – Biden’s teeth are so white they’re voting for Romney. #VPDebate

‘ Wallace, host of Fox News Sunday, has been watching presidential and vice presidential debates for a long time, so that’s really saying something. Here’s his full quote:
I have to say I think I have watched almost every presidential and vice presidential debate since the first four Kennedy-Nixon debates in 1960, and thinking back over the last few minutes I don’t believe I have ever seen a debate in which one participant was as openly disrespectful of the other as Biden was to Paul Ryan tonight. And that’s what it was. You can talk about the smirks, the smiles, the head-shaking, the mugging. He was openly contemptuous and disrespectful.”
“Assessment — Not sure how to rate this. I wonder how Biden’s constant laughing, smirks, and bombastic language (“bunch of malarky”) played with the viewers.

Biden also talked over Ryan constantly, and the moderator often cut short Ryan’s answers. Ryan also didn’t get a chance to respond to many of Biden’s over the top comments.”
Starting off with Libya. I hope Joe tells her nobody cares about it except Romney and Ryan.
“What Celebrities Are Tweeting About the Presidential Debates“
A sampling of the genius of Hollywood and the Celebutard world .
“The first presidential debate between President Barack Obama and GOP challenger Mitt Romney is on, and celebrities and other notable folks are tweeting about it.
Here’s what they’re saying so far. What do you think? Leave your thoughts in the comments and join the conversation. Check back in throughout the night–we’ll be
adding to the list of celebrity tweets.”
Playtime boys and girls , Twarody time .
kingofgeese #DescribeObamaInThreeWords crony capitalist puppet
rondbusa RT @SouthVinie: #DescribeObamaInThreewords
Carter was better.
Never thought I would write the above sentence in my lifetime.
PHWatts #DescribeObamaInThreeWords Vote for Romney
RT @jamestaranto Barack Obama tried to bring his dog into a restaurant. “I’m sorry, sir,” said the maitre d’, “there’s no outside food allowed.”