“Confronted by the revelation that his preferred candidate only swings by the Humane Society for the all-you-can-eat buffet, Funk huffs that this is “false equivalence.” “A 6-year-old with no choice in the matter” is not the same as a grown man choosing to place his dog on the roof of his vehicle. My Canadian compatriot Kate McMillan, a dog breeder, advised Mr. Funk to “try this experiment — sit a normal, American 6-year-old down at a plate and tell him it’s dog meat. Watch what happens.”

 

The memorable quotes are just too numerous to mention , read the whole thing . Here’s one more in case you are undecided .

 

” For economically beleaguered Americans, the more pertinent question is: “Can Barack Obama Make Cool Affordable”? It’s not just that Obama ate the dog, but that he’s screwing the pooch.