Hurricane Safety Tips *

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” Hurricane season is upon us. Here are some tips to help protect you and your loved ones in the event of such a storm:

Hurricane Safety Tips

Quickly find shelter atop nearest roof, tree or pier.

Run through torrents of rain screaming, “I warned you all!” while clutching placards emblazoned with apocalyptic Bible verses.

Whatever happens, remember: It’s not your fault ”

* From the “Onion” so you know it’s not for real boys and girls .

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