Zombies Vs Animals: Naturalist Explains How Nature Would Annihilate the Living Dead

 

 

 

” Nature would fend off any potential zombie apocalypse to plague the planet, a leading naturist has said.

David Mizejewski, with the National Wildlife Federation, has written an essay explaining why nature would prevail over zombies in the event of a zombie plague.

Writing for Boing Boing, he wrote: “Zombies are scary. We humans are evolutionarily pre-programmed to abhor the dead bodies of our own species. It’s a natural reaction, helping healthy individuals avoid fatal pathogens.

“The thought of being eaten alive is a natural fear, and when it’s your own species doing the eating, it’s even more terrifying.

“Relax. Next time you’re lying in bed, unable to fall asleep thanks to the vague anxiety of half-rotten corpses munching on you in the dark, remember this: if there was ever a zombie uprising, wildlife would kick its ass.” “