My How Times Have Changed

 

 

 

 

 ” Teach her to:

 

Fetch your slippers & pipe

Massage your feet

Serve you ice cold beer & snacks

Sit quietly while you browse your favorite TV channels 

Respond to non-verbal cues , such as snapping your fingers

Answer “Yes dear” to any and all requests

Greet you at the door wearing nothing but cellophane wrap “

 

 

Good luck with that … LMAO