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20 Items Found By The TSA That Would Probably Be Inappropriate Anywhere At Any Time

 

” The TSA’s confusing rules and thorough safety measures can be frustrating, but their existence is a necessary evil. Their personal Instagram account may make you simultaneously thankful for the TSA and terrified of traveling. “

 

 

” Grenades and bombs from Chicago, Milwaukee and Austin”

 

 

TSA Bombs

 

“Oh, these aren’t allowed?”

 

 

Here’s another genius move …

 

 

” Grenade in a penguin “

 

Penguin Grenade

“He did NOT tell me. Bad penguin!”

See the other discoveries here

 Do you get the impression that the “coolest” president ever is really a king-sized dweeb ?

“As Twitchy reported earlier, the Smartest Man Alive was floundering during a campaign stop when he had to talk about jobs. Jobs are hard! So is common sense and reality, evidently.President Obama said that Americans need to buy more “thingamajigs” and stuff and things and such. To make jobs. Or something.

What, no thingamabobs? Bob-ist.

Hush with your worry about the abysmal jobs report and the worsening economy, people. Just go buy some thingamajigs already! Maybe buy some widgets to inflate your tires, too. We guess President Obama forgot that sometimes, at a certain point, you’ve earned enough thingamajigs.

Twitter was at the ready to mock the absurdity. Mock like the wind.”

Go play here .#replacequotewiththingamajig

Here is the obligatory taste :

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this thingamajig. 

Look! Up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s a Thingamajig!

“Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor not a thingamajig!” 

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