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Tag Archive: Frank J Fleming


8 Things You Can Do to Pick Up the Slack of Sequestered Government

 

 

” So we’re a couple days into the sequester; how is everyone holding out? You may seem fine now, but let’s not underestimate the devastating effects of having marginally smaller government. In fact, to keep order in this country, maybe we can all pick up some of the slack of our 2% smaller government.”

 

THINGS YOU CAN DO TO HELP REPLACE GOVERNMENT

* If anyone needs something from you, make him wait in a line.

Visit IMAO for the other seven recommendations and be sure to check out the additional suggestions in the comments section .

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Frank J On Obama’s Competency Gap

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” This idea that President Obama should only
appoint honest, competent people is really
unfair. The guy is a Chicago politician; he’s
probably never once met anyone like that.
Just look at his first Cabinet to see how out-
of-the-blue this demand for competency is.
He has a treasury secretary who couldn’t
figure out how to pay his own taxes. His
attorney general leads a Justice Department
that somehow thought selling guns to
Mexican drug cartels would have good
results. “

Play along over at IMAO … Venture your opinion as too what the moniker of the secession states should be .

The New Country Will Be Called…

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Works like this: I feed you Moon
Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments 30 50 states have submitted petitions to secede. The new country will be called…

Read the comments and offer your own … Great fun to be had with Harvey and Frank J.

What Are You Avenging on Election
Day?

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Posed by Frank J

” My favorite office toy has been
discontinued. Obama’s government
destroyed them because stupid kids
kept swallowing those magnets, even though there is a warning right on the box that says, “Don’t let your stupid kid swallow these!” ”

Hurricane Survival Tips

From IMAO , to be taken lightly

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” There’s a big hurricane heading towards the east coast. I don’t live there anymore, so I don’t care that much. Still I’ve lived through a few hurricanes myself and know quite a bit about them. A long while ago I wrote some Fun Facts on hurricanes , and here some more tips for surviving a hurricane:

HURRICANE SURVIVAL TIPS

* You can’t let a hurricane know you’re scared of it as they can smell fear and will attack it. The safest place to be when a hurricane comes is out front of your house on the lawn shaking your fist at it.

+ Make sure to have a hurricane survival kit well stocked with water, beef jerky, Pixy Stix, a chinchilla, various lengths of lead pipe, The Rock on DVD, a hairnet, bear mace, a jaunty hat, and a box labeled “Hurricane Survival Kit” that’s actually filled with snakes. ”

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Frank J at IMAO

” The Middle East is in chaos,
Americans are murdered, and the
economy continues to crumble, and
Obama is going on The View after his
fun time with Letterman. You ever
get this feeling that the problems
facing America just aren’t that
interesting to Obama? I felt that way
early on when everyone was
complaining about unemployment
and Obama responded by… working
on a big new health care scheme. “

New “Dirty” Harry Reid revelations from IMAO .

“However, Harry Reid’s done something IMAO has yet to do: get a definition in the Urban Dictionary.”

“Congratulations, Harry.

You filthy pederast.

Or so I’ve heard on the internet. ”

  Actually it is his third definition , read on …. just make sure your mouth is empty . Be sure and check out the links at IMAO for the complete hysteria…

” UPDATE: This is actually Harry’s third definition at UD. The first is “A sexual position where you climb on top and then do absolutely nothing.”
    The second is adult, explicit, and I can’t even describe it on this PG-13 blog, so be careful if you click that link above, lest your eyeballs catch on fire and fly out of your skull because you scrolled down too far. “

8 Pieces of Advice from Obama’s Jobs Council

“We were going to talk to someone who has created a business before, but none of us know anyone like that.”

   In consideration of his 10 year Blogiversary Frank J at IMAO has compiled a post linking to some of his personal favorites of his first decade .

    Laughs galore as you would imagine and below we are pleased to provide a direct link to one of our personal favorites here at YouViewed .

     That’s right , LOL , those filthy lies about Glenn Reynolds

Enjoy them all . We sure have .

   ” So there is the filthy lie: Glenn Reynolds puts puppies in blenders. Start spreading it to everyone. Tell your parents, tell your siblings, tell your uncle in Clevland, and send an e-mail to your congressman. And, when they exclaim, “Glenn Reynolds puts puppies in blenders! I’ll never go to his site again!” You tell them, “Then go to IMAO.us. Frank J. is at the forefront in the fight against putting puppies in blenders.” “

    

 

   From the folks at IMAO , suggested TV appearances for Obama .  

 

”  During the typical softball slugfest that the media oft attempts to pass off an interview these days, tuckus-snuffling reporter Tom Wills of WJXT in Jacksonville lobbed this one at Obama:

“Mr. President, we’ve heard you sing, we’ve seen you do stand up at the correspondents dinner.” Tom Wills of WJXT in Jacksonville, Fla. stated.

“I was just wondering if you would give any thought to being on ‘American Idol’ or ‘America’s Got Talent’?” he asked. “You’d be a big hit Mr. President.”

Well, if we’re going that direction, here are some shows that Mr. President might be better suited for: ” 

1) Pretty Little Liars

 

You’ll have to go there to read the others . Have a laugh .

   As usual Frank J Fleming hits the mark :

“Imagine you are at a fast food restaurant. You have selected your sandwich and your side order
of fries, and you realize that this meal will make you thirsty. You will need — nay, you will require — a beverage to wash it down.
So you.say to the woman at the register, “I would like a soda.”
And she looks at you with her dead eyes, her soul withered away by years of menial work in
the service industry, and she utters the immortal question, “Small,medium, or large?” “

Mr Fleming weighs in with his take on Julia and her government indenture .

“Of course, what Obama has Ppublished about Julia is only a rough draft of what he has
planned. He has since sat down with futurists, science fiction authors, and hippy drug addicts
to come up with even more precise details of what life will be like for Julia if America chooses to re-elect Obama versus the horror that awaits her if Mitt Romney is elected.”

Read on . The future is grim without Dear Leader to provide .

AGE 25

” Under President Obama: Julia graduates college and looks for a job. No jobs are currently
available, so she is given more contraceptives. She watches on TV as President Obama, now immortal in his robot unicorn body, is
democratically elected god king. Thanks to the new two-way TV design, she is comforted by the
fact that Obama could be looking back at her.
 
  Under Mitt Romney: Julia ventures out only at night to make it harder for Bain Capital’s hunter/seeker robots to find her. ”

It is obvious that he is our savior . We should forget the election and crown him emporer . Think of all the money and worry we could save . It’s time to realize he only wants what’s best for us .

  With a tip of the hat to Frank J we get the joy of perhaps the best  “Life of Julia” lampoon yet . If you find this whole “Julia” cradle to grave business as funny as I do then pay a visit to the SooperMexican , see for yourself , and while you are there have a look around at some of SM’s other work . You will not be disappointed . 

 

 

PS: When I said funny , I was referring to the interminable stream of fatuous campaign schemes  disseminated from “Wile E. Coyote” ‘s staff that have all been Alinskied  back in their faces by the ” Breitbart Brigade ” . Make no mistake , I see not one iota of humor in the hazard this nation faces from a ruling class that could advocate , nay promise , a future of dependency as proffered by the ” Julia ” campaign . 

From Frank at iamo comes this little tidbit . As always check the comments .