Tag Archive: LOL


Thief Knocks Himself Out With Brick After Failed Carjacking

 

 

 

Published on Mar 1, 2015

” http://www.vladtv.com – A man from Ireland was jailed and embarrassed after he knocked himself out with a brick during a failed carjacking attempt.

  According to the Huffington Post, Gerry Brady talked to reporters about the incident when he found the man knocked out near his vehicle. Brady, who owns the local bar nearby says he watched the culprit attempt to break into his car several times. After a rock didn’t break the window, he tries to use a brick and knocks himself out. Brady says the suspect tried to tell the police he was the one who injured him, but they discovered his own actions caused the entire thing.

” You should have heard the [guards] laughing when they saw the video,” Brady said. “They were in stitches. Credit to them, they were straight out when we called and found the guy within minutes.”

  The culprit was arrested while police continue to investigate the incident.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Man Tries To Kick Dog But Face Plants Instead

 

 

 

 

Published on Feb 2, 2015

” Man tries to kick Dog but face plants instead.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jihadi Workplace Accident Explosive Belt Detonates At A Party

 

 

 

 

Published on May 24, 2014

” Can you say “karma’s a bitch?” “

This Jackass Gets A Life Lesson When He Slaps The Horse’s Ass

 

 

 

 

Please tell us this moron is childless . We don’t need him procreating and polluting the gene pool .

Mafia Murder Prank

 

 

Published on Feb 4, 2014

” ☞ **PLEASE SHARE** This was one of the hardest and craziest pranks that I’ve done… took us two weeks of planning and getting everything together. Most of the people wouldn’t get into the car in the first place…. it literally took us two weekends to finally get this crazy footage. 

  FYI: We put the passenger seat on child lock in case they want to escape, which he actually did… We took Josh to a nice restaurant afterwards. He said he will NEVER jump in to a stranger’s car EVER again lol

Thanks to Cody for being a partner in crime:
http://www.youtube.com/user/AverageBroTV “

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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A Little Humor From Diesel Tees’s Page

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Man Is Too Drunk To Fight… Or Not?

 

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” Some drunk man wanted a fight and he got it, unfortunately his friends weren’t in good enough condition to help him..”

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is just SICK .. First Fathers Day and now they expect people to forego the gifts of their weddings , birthdays or anniversaries and give it to Barack ? It’s no wonder we have no jobs and no end to this economic disaster given that all the man can seem to think of is himself . Such arrogance . It boggles the mind . 

Here are a few of the comments from Barack’s tin cup .

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Originating in the Democratic mouthpiece  New York Times , Newsbusters points us to this Laugh Out Loud steaming pile . Don’t have anything in your mouth when you read it . We will not be responsible for ruined/damaged monitors .

  ” David Carr of The New York Times wrote an unintentional laugh line for Monday’s paper: “There is a growing worry that the falling value and failing business models of
many American newspapers could lead to a situation where moneyed interests buy papers and use them to prosecute a political and commercial agenda.” “

I’ve noticed that in a lot of comments on other sites that the meme of Barack as a miser has taken hold among the denizens of the Left . It’s even claimed that he has been more fiscally responsible than any president in the past thirty years . I guess Mr Nutty Nutting is the source .

Well here is a serious refutation of that nonsense .

” James Pethokoukis of the Enterprise Blog has been having a lot of fun at Rex Nutting’s expense. Nutting was the guy who came out
and said earlier this week that the GOP was lying about Obama being a big spender.
  First, Pethokoukis posted a blog showing how Nutting was, well…nuts. Federal spending as a
share of GDP has skyrocketed under Obama. Now Jim has posted another graph that’s evenmore devastating: the percentage increase in federal spending under Obama:

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This is funny . Notice the cloth barricade around the lectern . Hiding the teleprompter ?

 

” Can’t draw a crowd, Mr President? Obama makes speech in couple’s GARAGE… and even they say they might not vote for him . ”

I guess this is what is meant by ” playing to one’s audience “ . If you can’t pack the house , play to a smaller venue .

” As leader of the free world President Obama will be used to making speeches to millions of people around the globe.

So he might have felt the occasion was a little beneath him yesterday when he stopped off in Reno, Nevada, to deliver an address outside a couple’s garage.

In what could be a disastrous photo opportunity for the President’s campaign, Mr Obama spoke to a handful of people in the crucial swing state.

The president’s 15 minute address outside the home of Paul and Val Keller on Friday afternoon, drew a small audience of neighbours and supporters – though even his hosts said they were not sure if they would vote for him in the coming election. ”

Focus: Nevada is expected to be a swing state this year with the polls showing that the economy is the issue voters care most about in the campaign

HT/ Iowahawk

Too Funny … ROFLMAO

How The Gutsiest President Ever Single-Handedly Killed OBL

This is the greatest … See it at SBYNews

Is this a look of confidence ? Playing to a half full house in a union heavy swing state ?

“Why the Obama Campaign Is So Confident About Beating Romney”

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Mark Halperin of Time :

“Romney also has the luxury of an open schedule. Although without the gilded mantle of the presidency, he can spend every waking hour as a full-time candidate, while the President is required to do his day job.”

Could have fooled me . Since when has Obama been concerned about the job he and the bootlick media got him hired  to do ? I mean between the golfing and the fund raisers and the vacations and the TV appearances tell me when exactly does he find the time to do his “day” job ? What exactly is his ‘day’ job ? Would that be accepting unearned prizes ? Or perhaps we pay him to be a salesman for his Chicago pals ? Let me know when we have a man ready to step into the shoes of the presidency , until then on with the perpetual ” Obama for King ” campaign .

I guess they have him so far out of the loop that he forgot that the boss man hasn’t approved of same sex marriage.Or maybe he’s got a hankering for the boss’s ” Big Stick ” .

This is just priceless . The most comprehensive collection of Obamafarts assembled in on place . You just have to see this to believe it . Brought to you through the kindness of Pundit Press . It is a very strong refutation of the bootlick media’s pervasive meme regarding Wile E.’s ” Coolness ” .

 

“Waldman then spends more time explaining that that isn’t what he meant, that what he meant was that Obama is so cool and calm and collected.

Here is where things get good and hilarious.

Waldman then links to an article that he wrote almost two years ago stating that Obama is hard to parody because of this coolness.

Yes, really.

Obama. Hard to parody.

Let me repeat that: Waldman believes that Obama is hard to parody.

The same guy who bowed to a Saudi king…

and a Japanese emperor

and a Chinese President

and an American governor…

and an American mayor…

and with pesky umbrellas…

This is just a sample . I bet you didn’t realize exactly how many , gaffes , flubs , blunders and faux pas this man has generated . There are undoubtedly more to be added to the list but the point is made . Mr Obama is perhaps the most easily ridiculed politician ever to grace the American stage . I’m even starting to think he can out Biden old Joe himself .

 

 

John Hawkins of Right Wing News has a great post highlighting some of ” Mr too cool to be president’s ” dorkier moments over at Townhall .

  I don’t know where you come from but where I grew up and went to school Wile E. would have been classified as a Class A nerd . Cool my ..s .
  Just another case of the pliant bootlickers in the dinosaur media trying to create truth where none exists .

About that FORWARD thing…

Some humor via Wizbang :

 

Lening leading the Communists "Forward"

          Communism Moving Forward (under Lenin)

 

What, that didn’t end well?

Well then, who besides Lenin was leading the way “Forward”?

Be sure and check out the rest 

        

Mr. Cool

I shamelessly glommed this from Reason’s Matt Welch . Who quotes the good professor :                                 

“I can’t really improve on Glenn Reynolds’ reaction:

SO WHAT MAKES BARACK OBAMA A “COOL KID,” EXACTLY?

The raids on marijuana clinics?

The opposition to gay marriage?

The drone attacks?

The Mom Jeans?  “

Tres tres cool, et tres tres chic

But what I really want to know is , Just when did we come to value ” cool ” over competence ? There was a time when being good at your job was an invaluable trait . Now it seems it is more important to be liked than skilled . Water circling the drain … down we go 

From the comments : “Hiring someone to do work for your company,that you can easily fire if they don’t perform or
work slows is one thing. Adopting an employee as if he was your child is something else entirely.”

Be sure and read them all .