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Daily Comedy 6.26.15

Oops, I Did it Again! – TSA Version – With Remy

 

 

 

Published on Jun 25, 2015

” Remy gets the TSA boy band together to give their twist on the Britney Spears hit.

Runs approximately 2 minutes.

Written and performed by Remy. Music tracks and background vocals by Ben Karlstrom. Video by Meredith Bragg.

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Lyrics:

I think I did it again
I just saved the world
You’re welcome, my friend

Oh baby, I’ve
groped so many kids
by patting them down
I just received this

A four-ounce tube of toothpaste?
No ain’t nothing getting past me
Well maybe, maybe

Oops, I did it again
I missed all their bombs
they got on the plane
oh baby, baby
Oops you think I’m the one
keeping track of the guns
I’m not that competent

Of the 70 weapons they tried to sneak past, you missed 67
leaving you incompetent at the single task we gave you
Is there a reason we shouldn’t fire you?
Well, I identify as competent.
Why didn’t you say so…

Oops, I did it again (Oops I)
I missed all their bombs (did it again, missed their bombs)
they got on the plane (I got lost)
oh baby, baby (I’m not that bright, baby)
Oops you think I’m the one (Oops you)
keeping track of the guns (gave us the GDP of Guam)
I’m not that competent “

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Twerking Gone Wrong

 

Comes To A Dead Stop Using Their Face Instead Of Their Brakes. 

 

 

 

FACEPLANT

 

 

 

 

 

 

PayPal Accidentally Makes Man A QUADRILLIONAIRE After Transferring $92,233,720,368,547,800 Into His Account

” As a regular PayPal customer, Chris Reynolds spends no more than $100 a month.

  So when the 56-year-old checked his balance with the online money-transfer company recently, it was something of a surprise for him to be told he was a quadrillionaire – making him the world’s richest man.

  Mr Reynolds, from Delaware County, opened his monthly-statement by email on Friday to discover that his balance was a whopping $92,233,720,368,547,800.”

Ooops Wrong Lever? Sportfish Smashes Dock At Sailfish Marina

 

Ooops wrong lever? Sportfish smashes dock at Sailfish Marina-sportfish-smashed-bulkhead-sailfish-marina.jpg

 

 

Full story here

 

 

 

” At Sailfish Marina Tuesday, stunned onlookers watched as a 60-foot boat careened into the dock. 
  
We’re told the boat’s captain was backing into the dock when he lost power and had no choice but to hit the docks.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Chinese Girl Soldier Throws Grenade Like A Girl, Almost Gets Blown Away

Throw_Like_A_Girl

” As the “Sandlot” character great American Ham Porter once hollered across the green fields of Los Angeles, this Chinese trooper throws grenades “like a girl.” “

 

 

 

 

” Fortunately for this less-than-athletic Chinese woman, another soldier was on hand to toss her ass before it became grass.”

120mm Mortar You Won’t Believe The Ending!

” Just about everything you are not suppose to do as an Assistant Gunner. No this isn’t my unit. Nice unexpected surprise at the end! “

Uh Oh !

Cheaper Than Dirt

“Survival Tip: When shooting, always wear hearing and vision protection. You never know when things could go awry”

And don’t forget to remove your bore sighter BEFORE you shoot . 

Oops! Joe Biden Messes Up

Michelle Obama Spoke on Tuesday – Not Wednesday or Monday

Oops !

Allahpundit on a San Diego fireworks display gone awry . Video at the link .

 ” To cleanse the palate. I was going to do a post on the Higgs boson, but what would you rather spend time on? Reading a dummy like me try to find insight about afantastically complex matter of particle physics or watching the single most awesome 15 seconds of fireworks that you’ll ever see? The bad news: The crowd apparently was bummed that hours of waiting outside paid off with less than half a minute of sparkly fun goodness. The good news: I’m reasonably sure that this is going to be the first Instagram pic to win a Pulitzer. Looks like a sexy space amoeba descending to Earth to spread love and music and hallucinogens and maybe a radioactive pathogen that’ll kill us all. Can’t wait to see which band buys the rights to it as cover art for their next album. “

    From  The Truth About Guns comes an enlightening example of the superior quality of law enforcement training . Leave it to the experts as they say .

 

 “How is it that so many cops manage to handle their guns – the ones for which they’ve received all that training and developed all that expertise – so poorly? Take Chief Walt Sanford of the Adirondack town of Fort Edward, New York. As portstar.com reports, he just put a 9×19 through his left hand while doing a little routine maintenance.”

Jennifer Rubin: Ten ways you know the Bain attack is bombing

“Unless you’ve really drunk the Kool-Aid, you probably have the idea that the President Obama’s campaign has misfired on the Bain attack. How can you tell? Well:

1. Democratic critics of the Bain attack are piling up.

2. Politico, the ultimate home team paper (root for those to whom you want access), has gone pro-Romney, big time. (h/t David Freddoso)

3. Chris Matthews is having a meltdown.”

Be sure and check out the rest .