John Hawkins writing for Townhall offers us :

  “The Top 20 Reasons To Vote For Barack Obama In 2012 According To Liberals ”

2) Obviously Republicans hate  women like Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann! Wait, bad examples…uhm, let’s see, they kill female babies, put women’s faces on pinatas and beat them, and degrade women by drawing them with penises in their mouth! That’s still us? Geeze, uh…war on women! Move on to the next item! Hurry, hurry!

Be sure and check out the others . See if you recognize any of them .