Tag Archive: Toilet


With Apologies To Our Cat-Loving Readers

 

 

Don’t try this at home , ladies and gentlemen . LOL

 

Daily Comedy 9.16.13

Girls Don’t Poop – PooPourri.com

 

 

Published on Sep 10, 2013

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Baby Boy, Believed To Be A Newborn, Discovered Beneath A Toilet Commode

 

 

 

 

” The mother of the newborn baby boy flushed down a toilet in China watched in secret as rescuers dramatically plucked him alive from a sewer pipe.

The 22-year-old woman is believed to have raised the initial alarm but only confessed to police after they searched her rented room and found toys and blood-stained toilet paper, the Chinese state news agency reported.”

 

Harrowing: Firefighters work to free the unwanted baby from the pipe in Pujiang, Zhejiang Province, China

 

 

” The two-day-old, 5lb boy has been temporarily named Baby 59 – the number of the incubator in which he lies with a fractured skull and severe bruising.”

 

 

 

The Worst Is Yet to Come

 

 

 

A tongue-in-cheek catalogue of what to worry about in an age when Americans have objectively never been so safe.

 

” Our understandable fear of outsize disasters is matched, oddly enough, by an equally paralyzing terror of the microscopic. American germophobia has only intensified in recent years, as we can see from the sudden ubiquity of hand sanitizers. Messrs. Beard and Cerf gleefully fan the flames of our paranoia. Toilets, flushing of: You’d do well to keep the seat down when engaging in this hazardous activity, because toilet water and all its contents are vaporized by the flushing action and settle upon everything in your bathroom—including your toothbrush. A lovely hot bath turns out to be, according to a scientist at NYU Medical Center, a foul stew of pathogens, with up to 100,000 bacteria per square inch. But showers are not much better—they distribute the scary Mycobacterium avium. And your kitchen is even yuckier than your bathroom! Dishwashers carry fungi on the rubber band in the door. Kitchen sinks: According to one scientist consulted by the authors, “if an alien came from space and studied bacteria counts in the typical home, he would probably conclude he should wash his hands in the toilet, and pee in your sink.” Sponges: Their “damp, porous environment serves as a perfect breeding ground in which the microbes can flourish and multiply until there are literally billions of them.” Cutting boards—let’s not even go there. “

Election Day 2012 – Obama Circles
The Drain

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“I don’t want to say they’re completely freaking out,” said one Obama campaign worker, “but Barack is chain smoking and I just saw Michelle with a half gallon
of Ben and Jerry’s Chunky Monkey and a small ham.”