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Daily Comedy 10.3.14

Thanks To The Right Scoop

 

 

 

 

Daily Comedy 7.31.14

George Carlin Stand Up Comedy Routine on Johnny Carson’s Tonight Show, 1986

 

 

 

 

Published on Nov 25, 2013

” George Carlin performs his wacky and hilarious stand up comedy routine on Thanksgiving 1986 on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jimmy Fallon Mocks Hillary Clinton For Dressing Like A Man

Fallon - Hillary Dresses Like A Man

 

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” “I want to say congrats to Chelsea Clinton. Last week she announced that she is expecting her first child,” Fallon said, setting up the joke. “That’s great. That’s great for her. If it is a girl, it will get some of Chelsea’s old hands-me-downs.”

“And if it is a boy,” he continued, “it will get some of Hillary’s.” “

 

From the DC Caller

 

 

 

 

 

Putin & Sarah Palin Phone Call On “Tonight Show”

 

 

 

 

Published on Apr 2, 2014

” Vladimir Putin calls Sarah Palin to chat about her prediction that he’d invade Ukraine.
Sarah Palin’s new show “Amazing America” premieres April 3 at 8pm on The Sportsman Channel.http://www.thesportsmanchannel.com/sh… “

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jimmy Fallon Mocks Obamacare Sign-Up Numbers

 

 

Jimmy Fallon Mocks Obamacare

 

 

 

” Jimmy Fallon mocked President Obama‘s victory lap on Obamacare on Tuesday, after the president proudly announced that the healthcare.gov website received over 7 million sign-ups.

” It’s amazing what you can achieve when you make something mandatory and fine people if they don’t do it and then keep extending the deadline for months,” Fallon said, as his audience applauded. “It’s like a Cinderella story. It’s just a beautiful thing. You make everyone do it.” “

 

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Billy Joel And Jimmy Fallon Plot To Crash WLNG In Sag Harbor

 

 

 

 

 

 

” On Thursday night, “The Tonight Show” host Jimmy Fallon looked straight into the NBC network camera, pointed his finger at millions of viewers nationwide and delivered a message meant for just one humble radio station based in Sag Harbor—oldies stronghold WLNG 92.1.

“ WLNG, look out,” he said, with his guest, music legend Billy Joel, laughing silently in the chair next to him. “We’re gonna be crashing that station. Billy Joel and I. This summer. This summer, we’re coming after you guys.”

  Mr. Joel, a Sag Harbor resident who will be hosting his own Sirius XM satellite radio channel for three months starting on Wednesday, March 26, is no stranger to the station. He has visited several times over the years, according to Gary Sapiane, president and general manager of WLNG. His most recent stop was in 2009.

  Mr. Sapiane did not catch the live interview, the broadcaster said, and he didn’t have to. The shout-out captured the nation’s attention—and its result has overflowed Mr. Sapiane’s inbox with hundreds of emails, and is currently flooding the station’s online streaming.

“ It was just an honor to have them do that. It was the last thing we would ever expect, especially there—nationwide TV,” he said. “Judging on how many people are listening online to us today, we have a lot of extra listeners, from all over the country. It’s just really jam-packed today.”

  And they’ll have to keep listening, in order to catch the dynamic duo in the Sag Harbor studio. The pair did not disclose a specific date, only to say that it would be this summer—and out of the blue.

  On “The Tonight Show,” Mr. Fallon posed to Mr. Joel, “Would you ever want to crash the station with me?”

“ Absolutely,” Mr. Joel responded. “We gotta go at night.”

 

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Daily Comedy 1.19.14

Ron White – Pick Me Pick Me

 

 

Ron White on the Tonight Show

Leno’s Take On Chris Christie & Bridgegate

 

Jay Leno Christie

 

 

” As the Hillary-loving media predictably pile on embattled New Jersey Governor Chris Christie (R), they’ve completely forgotten how many scandals the current White House was involved in last year that the President claimed he had no knowledge of and his always dutiful press backed his play.

  With this in mind, NBC Tonight Show host Jay Leno on Thursday began his opening monologue on the growing Bridgegate joking, “Pundits are saying this could hurt [Christie’s] 2016 presidential campaign. The ironic thing is now that Christie is denying everything he sounds even more presidential (video follows with transcript and commentary): “

 

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President George W. Bush – The Tonight Show with Jay Leno

 

 

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George and Laura are class acts . What a contrast .

Senator Ted Cruz, Part 1 – The Tonight Show With Jay Leno

Senator Ted Cruz, Part 2 – The Tonight Show With Jay Leno

 

 

Daily Comedy 10.30.13

Buddy Hackett Tries To Keep His Jokes Clean On “The Tonight Show”

 

 

Published on Feb 24, 2013

” Buddy Hackett tries to keep his jokes clean on “The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson” 06.01.91. More Johnny: ITUNEShttp://bit.ly/carsontv “

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Daily Comedy 10.3.13

Steven Wright – First TV Appearance / Debut On The Tonight Show

 

 

Uploaded on Jan 19, 2012

” The Tonight Show With, 1982. In a 2012 interview with Marc Maron, he said that he was so nervous meeting Carson that he could barely speak which is evident in this video.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Jay Leno Unloads On Obama In Devastating ‘Tonight Show’ Monologue

 

 

” President Barack Obama is a nightmare for political comedians. He’s too cool, too smart, too … good at this whole leadership thing.

That was the bill of goods comedians sold us five years ago, an excuse which prevented them from mocking Obama as they did every previous Commander in Chief.

Jay Leno wasn’t buying that pile of horse manure.”

 

 

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THIS HILARIOUS GAS STATION KARAOKE PRANK MIGHT MAKE YOU LAUGH OUT LOUD

 

 

 

 

” Being the victim of a prank isn’t always fun.  Sometimes you walk away and do your best not to be drawn in, but other times you happily join in the laughter.

On a recent episode of “The Tonight Show,” one couple was on the receiving end of a prank at the gas station, and it could not have happened to any better two people.  The husband was asked to sing a song for a free tank of gas, and not only do you get the most enthusiastic “Livin’ on a Prayer” you’ve ever heard (as his wife dies of laughter in the car), the wife eventually hops out and sings “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)” like a super star with some hilarious background notes from her husband.

MSN Now describes the hilarious way the couple, identified as Will and Monifa Sims, was approached:”

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Daily Comedy 2.25.13

Rodney Dangerfield On The Tonight Show 

Daily Comedy 2.22.13

Pot Luck 

Daily Comedy 1.21.13

George Gobel , Bob Hope and Dean Martin on Johnny Carson